what do american women use 4 contraception?

webb

General

13 Jul 05 10:11

Starrman

Joined: 19 Nov 03
Moves: 31382

13 Jul 05 12:11

Originally posted by Nyxie
Let's not even start on yours.... 😉

yes mistress 😉

Tirau Dan

Enjoying Life

Tirau NZ

Joined: 09 Jan 05
Moves: 24454

13 Jul 05 12:31

1 edit

Amirickin wimin you have Eric Cartman to rescue you from the ravages of evil sex.
Just be nice, take off all of your clothes, lay down and Uncle Eric will be very gentle with you...

And I AM NOT FAT I AM JUST BIG BONED!!!!!

Palynka

Upward Spiral

Halfway

Joined: 02 Aug 04
Moves: 8702

13 Jul 05 13:03

Originally posted by webb
THEIR PERSONALITIES lol

So true...

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

13 Jul 05 13:17

Not one woman has stepped up and stated the most obvious...

American men

Well, it seems to work for my wife 😏

Peremees

Joined: 16 Mar 05
Moves: 10149

13 Jul 05 13:26

Originally posted by webb
THEIR PERSONALITIES lol

I think they use their body mass coupled with bad attitude - a perfect male deterrent.

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

13 Jul 05 17:47

Three beefburgers and five hot-dogs per day.

Weadley

NONE

WORK

Joined: 07 Jan 05
Moves: 38272

13 Jul 05 19:34

Prince Charles' ears?
I mean c'mon those could easily be used as a diaphragm

~~thecheat2~~

I finally subscribed

Joined: 13 Nov 04
Moves: 10499

13 Jul 05 23:10

Why does Webb ask? He has already used some of these methods before. Did i say he? I meant she.

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

Joined: 21 Aug 04
Moves: 55993

13 Jul 05 23:15

Originally posted by Weadley
Prince Charles' ears?
I mean c'mon those could easily be used as a diaphragm

Just one? Hmmm. 😛

Maxwell Smart

Under Cover

Joined: 25 Feb 04
Moves: 28912

14 Jul 05 08:23

Marriage

Tirau Dan

Enjoying Life

Tirau NZ

Joined: 09 Jan 05
Moves: 24454

14 Jul 05 11:17

All American women need in their arsenal is two words.
When your man is ready... you say
............
....

..

..wait for it
..

..

Lucky Monica!

....

aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh... says the bloke...

zeeblebot

silicon valley

Joined: 27 Oct 04
Moves: 101289

14 Jul 05 11:38

given the tenor of this thread, i think this guy got off relatively lucky ...

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Nurse_glues_boyfriend%27s_eyes_shut

"Nurse glues boyfriend's eyes shut
From Wikinews, the free news source that you can write!
July 13, 2005

A nurse from Sunderland in the United Kingdom superglued her (now former) boyfriend's eyes shut when he would not stop paying attention to swimsuit clad women while the two where on holiday in Malta.

After an argument the boyfriend, Disc Jockey Lee Scullion (31), went for an afternoon nap in their hotel room, when he awoke he discovered he could not open his eyes and that his watch was glued to his wrist. Glue was also smothered over his lips and nose as well as on his eyelids.

..."