30 Mar 10
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This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself, I call my brother and say "time me" (he knows what is going on) I get back and yell "time"...He says "Bulls**t!! Nobody is that fast!!"
My records are not official but in the family I am King.
I had to edit this a couple times because I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
30 Mar 10
Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesNow that is funny!
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
Congratulations on your very first post!
🙂
30 Mar 10
Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesWelcome to Red Hot Pawn. Post often. Play well.
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
30 Mar 10
Originally posted by mlpriorI keep my copy of The Art of Sacrifice in Chess, by Spielmann, on the tank cover. I've read it a few times now. I still am not that dynamic at chess, or the other business. 😞
Do you have to do a puzzle or read something?
I've gotten into the habit of playing on my i-pod, I'm not proud of it.
😞
30 Mar 10
Originally posted by Tactics and EndgamesShow off 😞
This is my first post.
I read other topics and I could have responded, but I didn't.
This post is making me respond.
You may think I am lying, I am not.
When I "sit" on a toilet, I spend less time then when I stand "in front" of a toilet.
Sad but true, I am quick draw Mcgraw, Call me mister tube slide.
I have actually started timing myself ...[text shortened]... ause I got excited.
If they had competitions for this "event" I would be your God.
30 Mar 10
Originally posted by Ice ColdPerhaps a course in 'Speed Reading' or a summer seminar in 'Rapid Stool Transit Time'.
I keep my copy of The Art of Sacrifice in Chess, by Spielmann, on the tank cover. I've read it a few times now. I still am not that dynamic at chess, or the other business. 😞