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What do you want for XMAS?

What do you want for XMAS?

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I want pornography, but I'm probably getting socks.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I want pornography, but I'm probably getting socks.
A walrus.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I want pornography, but I'm probably getting socks.
Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could with you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

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pingu

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My parents to get a divorce.

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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Or a year without hangovers. I'm not picky.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Or a year without hangovers. I'm not picky.
Copy cat

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A small blue pencil.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A small blue pencil.
How about a free psychiatry session?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
How about a free psychiatry session?
Stop stealing my recs.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Stop stealing my recs.
[See my previous post.]

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Originally posted by Santa Drummer
Copy cat
I didn't even see that.
That's whisky for you.

Don't drink. Drinking is bad.

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...a collection of every piece of "artwork" ever produced by Thomas Kinkade, so I can set it on fire.

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Well...I've hung a pair of panty hose over the fireplace.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I didn't even see that.
That's whisky for you.

drink. Drinking is good.
Thanks for the advice uncle Shavixmir.

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