What do you want for XMAS?

What do you want for XMAS?

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22 Dec 05 21:58

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22 Dec 05 21:58

I want pornography, but I'm probably getting socks.

Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

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22 Dec 05 21:59

Originally posted by hopscotch
I want pornography, but I'm probably getting socks.

A walrus.

~~Santa Drummer~~

I AM INNOCENT

WRONGLY BANNED

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22 Dec 05 22:03

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I want pornography, but I'm probably getting socks.

Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could with you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I could say,
"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!"

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh)

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

my island

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22 Dec 05 22:04

pingu

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22 Dec 05 22:07

My parents to get a divorce.

Lord

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Moves: 94422

22 Dec 05 22:07

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Or a year without hangovers. I'm not picky.

~~Santa Drummer~~

I AM INNOCENT

WRONGLY BANNED

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Moves: 3130

22 Dec 05 22:08

Originally posted by shavixmir
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Or a year without hangovers. I'm not picky.

Copy cat

The sky

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22 Dec 05 22:09

A small blue pencil.

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RHP IQ

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22 Dec 05 22:11

Originally posted by Nordlys
A small blue pencil.

How about a free psychiatry session?

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22 Dec 05 22:12

Originally posted by Bowmann
How about a free psychiatry session?

Stop stealing my recs.

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RHP IQ

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22 Dec 05 22:14

Originally posted by darvlay
Stop stealing my recs.

[See my previous post.]

Lord

Sewers of Holland

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22 Dec 05 22:16

Originally posted by Santa Drummer
Copy cat

I didn't even see that.
That's whisky for you.

Don't drink. Drinking is bad.

Vampyroteuthis

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22 Dec 05 22:17

...a collection of every piece of "artwork" ever produced by Thomas Kinkade, so I can set it on fire.

Incroyant

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22 Dec 05 22:32

Well...I've hung a pair of panty hose over the fireplace.

Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

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22 Dec 05 23:11

Originally posted by shavixmir
I didn't even see that.
That's whisky for you.

drink. Drinking is good.

Thanks for the advice uncle Shavixmir.