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What happens when a bear gets in your car:

What happens when a bear gets in your car:

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http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/must_see/36785745

One thing, it found out it could not eat plasticπŸ™‚

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Originally posted by sonhouse
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/must_see/36785745

One thing, it found out it could not eat plasticπŸ™‚
Good thing you weren't in the car or else the bear might have eaten you! πŸ˜‰

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YOU get the hell out and fast, I'd say.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
[b]YOU get the hell out and fast, I'd say.[/b]
In that case the bear would exit also and there would be not much damage to the car compared to what actually happened! Assuming you could get your ass inside your house or another car in time....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
In that case the bear would exit also and there would be not much damage to the car compared to what actually happened! Assuming you could get your ass inside your house or another car in time....
The other option may be to say, "Oh well, I guess it's my time".πŸ˜²πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The other option may be to say, "Oh well, I guess it's my time".πŸ˜²πŸ˜›
Unless you are like all the other red blooded Americans and happen to have 357 magnum on you ATT, then it is the bear who says, well I guess it's my time....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Unless you are like all the other red blooded Americans and happen to have 357 magnum on you ATT, then it is the bear who says, well I guess it's my time....
Do you have a permit to carry? The "bears" frown on that sort of thing you know. πŸ˜‰

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It's been told in certain circles of North-American hunters, that bears are horrible and cruel animals. If they don't dismember a human they ran into, they raped him/her and the victim should pretend dead and try to enjoy,


Originally posted by vandervelde
It's been told in certain circles of North-American hunters, that bears are horrible and cruel animals. If they don't dismember a human they ran into, they raped him/her and the victim should pretend dead and try to enjoy,
Sounds like you're looking for a good time with a bear. Did that just pop into your head, or have you been entertaining the idea for a while?


Originally posted by josephw
Sounds like you're looking for a good time with a bear. Did that just pop into your head, or have you been entertaining the idea for a while?
Entertaining idea were not the words that came to my mind when I read it.


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Entertaining idea were not the words that came to my mind when I read it.
Do you think vanderwhozee has been pondering the idea, or perhaps obsessively enamored by it? πŸ˜‰


Originally posted by josephw
Do you have a permit to carry? The "bears" frown on that sort of thing you know. πŸ˜‰
Like the geneticist said, we have a RIGHT to bear arms.