what have you stolen

@nomorechess said
Chickens.

Alive or dead?

Always alive.

A friends screwdriver. OK I really didn't "steal" it. It was more a matter of borrowing it and forgetting to give it back. Hell, it was only a couple of years.

@great-big-stees said
A friends screwdriver. OK I really didn't "steal" it. It was more a matter of borrowing it and forgetting to give it back. Hell, it was only a couple of years.

LOL....Yea you didn't return it!

-VR

@badradger said
Pen from work? car for a joyride? bit of shoplifting cmon everyone has nicked something …...lets be having you.

i used to make a random living stealing caskets...
right from the back door of the funeral home...
good money, but difficult to transport...

then came that day i found that big ole box wasn't empty...

@badradger said
I Do.

Let me guess, those people have never stolen anything but they lie.

@rookie54 said
i used to make a random living stealing caskets...
right from the back door of the funeral home...
good money, but difficult to transport...

then came that day i found that big ole box wasn't empty...

Don't believe a word of it!!! 😛

-VR

@whodey said
Let me guess, those people have never stolen anything but they lie.

Don't lying and stealing go hand in hand?

-VR

@nomorechess said
Always alive.

Do you set them free?
Kill them to eat?
Or something else? Be careful how you reply if its something else..

@very-rusty said
Don't lying and stealing go hand in hand?

-VR

Never heard of "you have the right to remain silent?"
Up to courts to prove it was theft never help them.
So you have never ever stole anything. Kudos to you does tgat mean i can now steal more to balance things out?

@badradger said
Pen from work? car for a joyride? bit of shoplifting cmon everyone has nicked something …...lets be having you.

Cars, money, sweets, ideas, and the occasional girlfriend.

@roma45 said
Never heard of "you have the right to remain silent?"
Up to courts to prove it was theft never help them.
So you have never ever stole anything. Kudos to you does tgat mean i can now steal more to balance things out?

If you are a thief, why ask my permission. 😉

-VR

I remember robbing my sister's piggy bank
I think I was about 5 or 6 years old
I have since progressed

@lemondrop said
I remember robbing my sister's piggy bank
I think I was about 5 or 6 years old
I have since progressed

I know, now it is her panties! 😛 😉

-VR

@roma45
LoL killing and eating right away tastes way better than the chicken in the store.