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what illness did *you* have last week?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
As a matter of fact I do, and they are fun to juggle with (as are clubs and rings). But juggling your own head is something really special.
Ann Boleyn was quite good at it I heard. Sorry have to nip of. Need the loo again. Bloody prostrate

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Amputation at the neck?
How do you know that pumpkin is her head? Just because she's headless, and is holding a pumpkin the size of a head, doesn't necessarily mean the pumpkin is her head. You just inferred that.

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Originally posted by ark13
How do you know that pumpkin is her head? Just because she's headless, and is holding a pumpkin the size of a head, doesn't necessarily mean the pumpkin is her head. You just inferred that.
ah bishop boy.. u r here

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Ann Boleyn was quite good at it I heard. Sorry have to nip of. Need the loo again. Bloody prostrate
Who is (or was) Ann Boleyn?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Who is (or was) Ann Boleyn?
Ann was one of the six wives of Henry VIII. He beheaded her when he found that he couldnt devorce her because of the catholic religion

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Ann was one of the six wives of Henry VIII. He beheaded her when he found that he couldnt devorce her because of the catholic religion
Ah. So he chose a head-body divorce instead of a husband-wife divorce. And she continued juggling with her head?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ah. So he chose a head-body divorce instead of a husband-wife divorce. And she continued juggling with her head?
Ther is a famous song about her

With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm

In the town of London, large as life, the ghost of Anne Boleyn walks they declare.
Poor Anne Bolyn was once King Henry's wife until he made the headsman bob her hair.
Ah, yes, he did her wrong long years ago and she comes up at night to tell him so,
Chorus:
With her head tucked underneath her arm she walks the bloody tower,
With her head tucked underneath her arm at the midnight hour.

She comes to haunt King Henry. She means giving him what for.
Gadzooks, she's going to tell him off. She's feeling very sore,
And just in case the headsman wants to give her an encore,
she's has her head tucked underneath her arm.

(Chorus)

The sentries think that it's a football that she carries in
and when they had a few they shout, "Is Army going to win?"
They think that it's Red Grange instead of poor old Ann Boleyn
with her head tucked underneath her arm.

Sometimes gay King Henry gives a spread
for all his pals and gals and ghostly crew.
The headsman craves the joint and cuts the bread
then in comes Anne Boleyn to queer the do.
She holds her head up with a wild war whoop
and Henry cries, "Don't drop it in the soup!"

(Chorus)

One night she caught King Henry, he was in the canteen bar.
Said he, "Are you Jane Seymour, Anne Boleyn , or Cath'rine Parr?
How the sweet san fairy Ann, do I know who you are
with your head tucked underneath your arm?"

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Originally posted by phil nutley
I got a prostrate problem.
Do you keep suddenly falling flat on the ground for no apparent reason?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Do you keep suddenly falling flat on the ground for no apparent reason?
mainly due to drink I'm affraid.

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Originally posted by phil nutley
...I'm affraid.
I see you are.

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In the last 8 days I've suffered from:

1 hangover
An allergic reaction to dust (on a shirt)
Sleep deprivation (causing me to lose track of time and fall asleep whilst driving)
Sprained ankle (too much sport)
Opium poisoning (I was puking my guts out all bloody morning)
2 headaches (besides the hangover)

I'm a dying bloody man.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
In the last 8 days I've suffered from:

1 hangover
An allergic reaction to dust (on a shirt)
Sleep deprivation (causing me to lose track of time and fall asleep whilst driving)
Sprained ankle (too much sport)
Opium poisoning (I was puking my guts out all bloody morning)
2 headaches (besides the hangover)

I'm a dying bloody man.
But what about the pimple?

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Originally posted by Nyxie
But what about the pimple?
Jesus. I forgot all about that.

Yes. The pimple too (although I still think it's something much more serious).

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ive always suffered from this fractured eyebrow

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Originally posted by chris stephens
ive always suffered from this fractured eyebrow
No job as a Roger Moore stand in for you then.