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What is your Kryptonite?

What is your Kryptonite?

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Everyone has something that weakens them without any control over the matter...

What is your Kryptonite?

Mine is Bleach.

I am big and strong and full of rage but when I smell bleach I am defeated.
Been that way my whole life.
It burns my nose and throat and lungs instantly.

I'm suffering from Vertigo right now and my girlfriend thought it was time to clean.
I've told her 209 times to not use bleach but she did...again.

Who uses bleach to clean? Seriously? Who does that?

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I feel like that time they killed Superman 😔

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Just kill me Watson...

It is over...

Moriarty has won.

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Fuk!! 😡

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@contenchess said
Everyone has something that weakens them without any control over the matter...

What is your Kryptonite?
Alcohol

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@the-gravedigger said
Alcohol
Alcohol gives me powers.

Confidence... and a unique vulgar vocabulary that results in my face getting slapped by women....

...which increases my confidence 😏

...which increases my alcohol consumption 😁

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A meat Dept in 1990 my coworker said,
"Hey Art, help that lady in front of the counter." I went to the counter, there was an absolute goddess of a woman, wearing a skimpy bikini.
I'm my mind I said "How can I help you?" My mouth dried up, my tongue was stuck to the roof of my mouth, I deftly said. "Whooumh mrr bpklif?"
Then echoes of hysterical laughter from the meat room.

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God caused that.

Born into poverty and alcoholic parents.

Don't you worry about my battle with God.
I've got tricks and shyts he won't expect 😉
I won't win the fight but he will admit I had a reason to fight him.

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@gambrel said
A meat Dept in 1990 my coworker said,
"Hey Art, help that lady in front of the counter." I went to the counter, there was an absolute goddess of a woman, wearing a skimpy bikini.
I'm my mind I said "How can I help you?" My mouth dried up, my tongue was stuck to the roof of my mouth, I deftly said. "Whooumh mrr bpklif?"
Then echoes of hysterical laughter from the meat room.
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Hard to fight that...🤔

My mustache protects me from that...
It forces them to look at me instead of me looking at them.

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@chaney3

I absolutely believe in God.

I absolutely hate the MotherF***er.

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@chaney3

Good Idea....

See you there...

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@contenchess said
@chaney3

I absolutely believe in God.

I absolutely hate the MotherF***er.
Check into Luciferianism or traditional witchcraft.

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