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What is your life expectancy?

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75.9 - apparently, not flossing and being unmarried at 20 are seriously detrimental to one's health. That thing really needs to ask your current age - what if I'd been 80 when I answered the questionnaire?

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Another site for all you masochists:


www.deathclock.com


I'm expected to die on my sister's birthday when I'm about 50 something. 🙂


-Kev

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Originally posted by claretnblue
Oh no! my life is expected to end in 5 seco
24 Aug '04 08:45 :: 0 recommendations
"Matthew Emmons is a trained accountant but he got his numbers terribly wrong on Sunday.

The American sharpshooter was just one shot away from a second Olympic gold medal when he fired at the wrong target in the final round.

Gone was the chance of gold - or even silver or bronze.

Emmons, who had dominated the 50-metre rifle three-position target event and is considered the best in the world in his discipline, got a big fat zero and plunged to eighth. "

Get you on your way out.

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err... not too long.

But what on EARTH does flossing have to do with life expectancy?

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103.5!!! :'( That means I'll have to live at least 20 years without you guys! 😞

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Originally posted by paultopia
But what on EARTH does flossing have to do with life expectancy?
i think there was a movie in which they tried to show that the life expectancy of prehistoric civilizations on earth weren't as high as present day. i seem to recall that it was based on a book by a former dentist turned writer named Canine Doyle and i think the book's name was The Flossed World.

in fiendship,
prad

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Originally posted by pradtf
i think there was a movie in which they tried to show that the life expectancy of prehistoric civilizations on earth weren't as high as present day. i seem to recall that it was based on a book by a former dentist turned writer named Cainine Doyle and i think the book's name was The Flossed World.

in fiendship,
prad
Just when I think I've heard it all, I hear some more. 😀😀😀😀😛

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71 - What a crock of sh*t ...

I hardly ever drink, don't smoke go jogging 3-4 times a week and have a fairly healthy life-style ...

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
71 - What a crock of sh*t ...

I hardly ever drink, don't smoke go jogging 3-4 times a week and have a fairly healthy life-style ...

Bullcrap! You're like the rest of us. Sedentary. Sit on our asses all day playing chess. Think if you pass the Freethinkers you must be able to run a 4 minute mile. Setting up a clan match is an aerobic activity. Plus I'm sure your hearing is gone listening to bad music. Have a nice day. 🙂

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77.5...

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Bullcrap! You're like the rest of us. Sedentary. Sit on our asses all day playing chess. Think if you pass the Freethinkers you must be able to run a 4 minute mile. Setting up a clan match is an aerobic activity. Plus I'm sure your hearing is gone listening to bad music. Have a nice day. 🙂
No.I have worked wround the clocksotierdimcnt find a full stop

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Bullcrap! You're like the rest of us. Sedentary. Sit on our asses all day playing chess. Think if you pass the Freethinkers you must be able to run a 4 minute mile. Setting up a clan match is an aerobic activity. Plus I'm sure your hearing is gone listening to bad music. Have a nice day. 🙂
Common Kirk,

You and I know that overtaking Freethinker's was as easy as stealing a lolipop from a 5-year old ...

And yeah, I do go jogging, am actually training for a marathon in 2005 ...

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Originally posted by The Slow Pawn
Common Kirk,

You and I know that overtaking Freethinker's was as easy as stealing a lolipop from a 5-year old ...

And yeah, I do go jogging, am actually training for a marathon in 2005 ...

Shouldn't that be a snickers?
🙂

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Originally posted by claretnblue
Shouldn't that be a snickers?
🙂
Don't take any notice of him.He is with me.I am misslead.He just blew our cover.Like I care.Like who cares?Someone ought to care,but no one cares.

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89.0
that's pretty good, I guess.