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Originally posted by FatElvis
Anyone want to buy a snow shovel I found in Canada.
Only one previous owner.
Is it self shovelling?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Ooh, I don't think I know the answer to that. I think it's across the bay. In Alameda!
Nice, Nordles. 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
Nice, Nordles. 😉
Impressive. 😀

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Originally posted by FatElvis
Anyone want to buy a snow shovel I found in Canada.
Only one previous owner.
Edmonton, Alberta,Canada you mean.

Jerk! I want it back! Give it back, give it back.



I think a new one might be $10-$15. Not sure but still.

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Originally posted by RahimK
Edmonton, Alberta,Canada you mean.

Jerk! I want it back! Give it back, give it back.



I think a new one might be $10-$15. Not sure but still.
Hey Gretzky! It's me, Joey!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey Gretzky! It's me, Joey!
😞

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Originally posted by mokko
😞
Sorry. 😞

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Originally posted by RahimK
Snow Showel!

Geez... I'm so upset about this, get home from Univ. glad to be home and then the showel is gone. Wrecks the whole day now.

I gotta go listen to some music now just to bring me up a little bit.

Low Lifes!!
A grave robber

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey Gretzky! It's me, Joey!
joey? joey moss? equipment boy?

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Originally posted by GaranhunsGladiator
joey? joey moss? equipment boy?
Gretzky!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey Gretzky! It's me, Joey!
Joey?

Haha, there's this cute little neighbours boy name Joey, he has the neatest toys.

A toy jeep you can sit in and drive, he's always doing laps around the sidewalks.

Maybe Joey took me' shovel, eh?

I said eh? eh?

Hahah..

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The other thing to consider is is the shovel actually missing?

Maybe you left the shovel lying on the ground and the snow has covered it up?

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Originally posted by adramforall
The other thing to consider is is the shovel actually missing?

Maybe you left the shovel lying on the ground and the snow has covered it up?
I used it saturday night to showel the snow, then I left it on our flower bed leaning against the wall. It hasn't snow much since then. Monday after I got home from Univ it was gone. So it was basically go sunday. Maybe someone didn't have a showel and stole mine to showel.

Jerks.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I used it saturday night to showel the snow, then I left it on our flower bed leaning against the wall. It hasn't snow much since then. Monday after I got home from Univ it was gone. So it was basically go sunday. Maybe someone didn't have a showel and stole mine to showel.

Jerks.
Snowin in Moscow already. Beatiful..but not enuf for the shovel yet. give it a day or two.

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So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place."

So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk.

And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then."