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I'm an orangutan.
It's unlikely that anything we say here will surprise you, as you are an insanely smart, perceptive individual who spends a lot of time deep in thought. You're known within your family (at least your family in the wild) to be the one who blazes new trails and is sometimes nomadic. Unlike other certain primate wanderers, however, you might choose to trek out on your own instead of with large groups.
You might have been the type of kid looking for your own adventures and telling your parents not to worry as you boarded the train in some small, Czech town without a station name, but hey, you're careful, right?
Hiking is something most orangutans love, but then again, they just like getting out and stretching their limbs — whether between vines, branches, or sale racks. And if you're not as enthusiastic in the athletic arena, you probably just stretch your mind more to make up for it and that keeps you well-balanced.
If you do not have a family yet, don't be surprised to find yourself as a doting parent when you do. You have deep affection and respect for your children and entrust them to grow and develop into strong, aware young people.
you're a Gorilla.
You are known within your circle of friends a rock solid, steadfast caretaker. You protect those you care about, no questions asked. Perhaps some see you as a little rough around the edges, but if you'd just stop baring your teeth, people will see straight through to your heart of pure gold. Still, you don't have to abandon your in-your-face attitude, just lighten up a little and give people the chance to get to know you. Because when you make friends, they're often friends for life. Interestingly enough, you might find that the people who are most drawn to you are those most unlike you, people who are super-quiet and self-conscious. But that may be because they're secretly attracted to the way you can comfort and care for people. You might not really attract other gorillas until it's time to settle down. Otherwise, there's too much opportunity for you to butt heads with someone as stubborn as you can be. Many of your gorilla brothers in the wild are especially fastidious around their nests. For that reason, we could understand if you're the type to leave your shoes off at the front door. Just be sure to warn visitors if this is the case. No telling what kind of temper tantrum could flare up if they don't wipe down the sink when they're done with it.
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Baboon
And no party is complete without you! Your extreme confidence means you are never without admirers, though sometimes it might be misinterpreted as cockiness by those who don't know you as well. But once people get to know you, they'll realize that much of your allure comes from the inside — that's where you keep that charm and grace that endear you to all you meet. You are probably not a good poker player because your expressive face reveals whatever emotion is coursing through your primate brain at any given moment.
Because you're so often at the heart of impish trouble, people may be surprised to learn that you can frequently be introspective and self-analyzing, and that you are sometimes prone to internalizing stress. But your partners will be extremely happy to hear that your skills between the sheets are unparalleled and self-assured in the monkey kingdom. But then, what would you expect from a baboon who's not afraid to show off their bum in public?
Originally posted by usmc7257You do know that baboons will eat eachothers young in the summer, don't you?
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Baboon
And no party is complete without you! Your extreme confidence means you are never without admirers, though sometimes it might be misinterpreted as cockiness by those who don't know you as well. But once people get to know you, they'll realize that much of your allure comes from the inside — that's where you keep that charm and grace ...[text shortened]... then, what would you expect from a baboon who's not afraid to show off their bum in public?
...... so I guess that would make you a cannibal...... 😉