10 Jun 09
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
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10 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69was the toilet seat up?
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
10 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69I don't think they had toilets back then.
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
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10 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69Jesus would have made up some lame excuse, claiming his father to be some 'god' and wanting him to be in the wrong restroom.
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
Dont try to be like Jesus please, lying is just not cool.
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10 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69He'd probably say " Bless you child, here are a pair of glasses and an international booklet on the meaning of "symbols". Now you have no excuse and be warned that if this happens again.......whoa-be-tide."
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
10 Jun 09
Originally posted by Raven69Ever ask yourself how Jesus would do you instead? In every picture of the crucifixion, Jesus' abs are ripped, and that long hair and beard scream "bad boy". Don't be shy ladies, speak up if you've ever wanted a "holy rolling".
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)