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Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)

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Originally posted by Raven69
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
was the toilet seat up?

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Originally posted by trev33
was the toilet seat up?
Jesus would have had perfect aim and would have put the seat down when he was done. Word. According to bumper stickers, he also would have used turn signals. But would he have preferred Coke or Pepsi?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
I don't think they had toilets back then.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
Jesus would have made up some lame excuse, claiming his father to be some 'god' and wanting him to be in the wrong restroom.

Dont try to be like Jesus please, lying is just not cool.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
He'd probably say " Bless you child, here are a pair of glasses and an international booklet on the meaning of "symbols". Now you have no excuse and be warned that if this happens again.......whoa-be-tide."

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Originally posted by Blackamp
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Originally posted by pawnhandler
But would he have preferred Coke or Pepsi?
It wouldn't have mattered to him as he would have turned it into wine anyway.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
It wouldn't have mattered to him as he would have turned it into wine anyway.
or blood?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Recently I have taken to asking myself this before I do anything because I wanted to be a better Christian. It has been working out pretty well for the most part, but today I learned that this excuse does not work when one finds you in the men's restroom. (Although I remain certain that's the one Jesus would use.)
Ever ask yourself how Jesus would do you instead? In every picture of the crucifixion, Jesus' abs are ripped, and that long hair and beard scream "bad boy". Don't be shy ladies, speak up if you've ever wanted a "holy rolling".