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1. Buy RHP for $5 million

2. Cancel the TOS.

3. Eliminate mods and forum bans.

4. Stay drunk for six months and watch the fun here as the howler monkeys, idiots, and blow-hards took over the zoo.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
1. Buy RHP for $5 million

2. Cancel the TOS.

3. Eliminate mods and forum bans.

4. Stay drunk for six months and watch the fun here as the howler monkeys, idiots, and blow-hards took over the zoo.
Biggie query is would you reinstall "Lamp Post Corner" as a 'sticky thread'?

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
1. Buy RHP for $5 million

2. Cancel the TOS.

3. Eliminate mods and forum bans.

4. Stay drunk for six months and watch the fun here as the howler monkeys, idiots, and blow-hards took over the zoo.
5 Million?

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I had in mind a one thread forum for Lamp Post all by itself and all members would contribute a 100 word essay each week (spelling and punctuation do count) or I'll kick their tush out.

Yeah 5 million, Russ and company put up with a lot.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
I had in mind a one thread forum for Lamp Post all by itself and all members would contribute a 100 word essay each week (spelling and punctuation do count) or I'll kick their tush out.
Much too stringent. Lamp Post Corner welcomes all... rich and poor,

privileged and unprivileged, literate and illterate, Texans and non.




Edit: Solly for the edits. No excuse, Sir.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby

Edit: Solly for the edits.
Looks like you could have used one more edit.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Looks like you could have used one more edit.
To what purpose?

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assuming that we have 20 million cash (meaning that either there was no tax on the winnings in some alternate universe, or we actually won 36 mil and 20 is whats left after the govt. gets its cut of your hard earned money) I would:
2 million for parents
1 million for siblings (500k each). 250K to be dispersed into their college funds, another 250K to be dispersed on their 40th birthdays.
15 million for personal living expenses (housing, clothes, food, etc.) for the rest of my life
1 million for weed and alcohol for the rest of my life
1 million to be used to buy U.S savings bonds. Whenever the bonds mature, I would use the million and any interest earned to buy more savings bonds. Repeat process until I have kids. Divide and disperse interest (anything in excess of 1 million) on their respective 18th birthdays. The 1 million itself will be divided and dispersed on their respective 30th birthdays.

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Buy an iPad!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Buy an iPad!
... and you would still have to take out a loan.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Much too stringent. [b]Lamp Post Corner welcomes all... rich and poor,

privileged and unprivileged, literate and illterate, Texans and non.




Edit: Solly for the edits. No excuse, Sir.[/b]
but sir, must we allow the texans? their egos might be too big for the internet.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
but sir, must we allow the texans? their egos might be too big for the internet.
Of course. Monty Moose is Texan (check his profile)... just trying to make room

for non-Texans. By the way, lived six glorious years in Houston decades ago.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course. Monty Moose is Texan (check his profile)... just trying to make room

for non-Texans. By the way, lived six glorious years in Houston decades ago.
Shoulda let the Mexicans have ya.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
Shoulda let the Mexicans have ya.
Is your arm ok?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
5 Million?
Are you saying that 5 mill is an under estimate or over estimate sir?