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What would've Trump become, if not born rich?

What would've Trump become, if not born rich?

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I'm thinking Toll Booth Collector

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he has a natural tendency for lying
I'm guessing a politician

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Used car salesman.

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Bitter

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Come on! He's a natural snake oil insurance discount used car salesman who would've made the best deals, fantastic ones.

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A grifter.

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Used car salesman.
Complete with toupee and plaid suit.

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
I'm thinking Toll Booth Collector
There are some basic survival skills needed to get that far.

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Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
Bitter
i would give him a bit more than that...

i imagine him owning and mismanaging a string of five subways stores, and maybe a kfc or two...

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Originally posted by @apathist
There are some basic survival skills needed to get that far.
Yes...I do apologize to all Toll Booth Collectors across the globe.
They're bound to a pledge of honesty.

Tough to imagine Trump wouldn't have daily absconded with a few extra ducats in his shoe.

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Back yard bully, diabetic, and dead at 32.

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An orange.

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Nothing.

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Convict

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A high-ranking KKK member.