What you up to this weekend?

diver

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26 Mar 10 21:19

diver

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26 Mar 10 21:19

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Sparky

Hendersonville, NC

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26 Mar 10 21:31

Does playing chess on RHP and working count as nice?

MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

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27 Mar 10 04:42

Upside: Older son and only granddaughter visiting for the weekend. Wife's birthday, so booze flows freely.

Downside: Mother-in-Law here.

Solution: Stick her in the back bedroom. Booze flows freely.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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27 Mar 10 06:40

Originally posted by MontyMoose
Upside: Older son and only granddaughter visiting for the weekend. Wife's birthday, so booze flows freely.

Downside: Mother-in-Law here.

Solution: Stick her in the back bedroom. Booze flows freely.

Sounds terrific, Moose. So happy for you all, especially for your oldest son. Would take

your M-i-L to San Antonio for the day if on the scene. Mrs Moose is also an Aries. Cool.

MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

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27 Mar 10 06:43

If you take her to the RiverWalk in SA, please push her in! 🙂

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

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27 Mar 10 06:49

Originally posted by MontyMoose
If you take her to the RiverWalk in SA, please push her in! 🙂

Of course... then I'd rescue her and bring her back more 'S-i-L

appreciative', less of a millstone and more of a gracious M-i-L.

😀

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

27 Mar 10 14:46

-Removed-

I am going to paint my face with slightly melted crayons, undress
and run around the building's backyard screaming "let's get ready
to rumble!".

Then I will read for the second time the biography of Pancho Villa,
type some parts of my dissertation, sip cranberry juice, and watch
porn online.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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27 Mar 10 14:46

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Man, I feel hornier than a Boston priest, damn.

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

27 Mar 10 15:07

I'm flying 200Km north again to spend 10 hours at the back of 7/11 mini-mart, going into my little hidden entrance and walking 50 yards to take away anothe 5 feet of soil. In about 6 months, after 4 more flights I will be directly underneath Kasikorn bank, Korat main branch. There is no alarm, and a single guard with a hair lip and a bowler hat. The rest will be history.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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27 Mar 10 15:09

Is it a sperm bank?

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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27 Mar 10 15:11

Originally posted by Seitse
Is it a sperm bank?

Wanna buy some? 😉

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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27 Mar 10 15:19

Only if it is sweetened with Nutrasweet.

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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27 Mar 10 15:24

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Originally posted by Seitse
Only if it is sweetened with Nutrasweet.

You supply the women to test it, and if they approve of my product I'll thrown in 2 litres free for you. 🙂

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

27 Mar 10 15:25

So, let me get this straight, you actually know that your
wrist has so much practice that you can supply 2 liters?

Gee, you did actually enjoy your teenage years!

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

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Moves: 76863

27 Mar 10 15:29

Originally posted by Seitse
So, let me get this straight, you actually know that your
wrist has so much practice that you can supply 2 liters?

Gee, you did actually enjoy your teenage years!

Who mentioned wrists?? Anatomy or banks not your forte? 😲