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whats so good about alcohol?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Lulz, so that's the root of everything, ugly girl? Abuse?

I am very sorry to hear that you're projecting your traumas here.
What I find curious, is how you call her ugly?
Such a week cry for attention. You must feel thoroughly beaten.


Any time you find you, and her, thinking, you feel like your losing.

Any time you find you, and her, conversating, you feel like your losing.




It looks to me like you have a massive superiority complex, because you've
never felt secure in who you are. Ever. At all. Abuse or not, your an empty
void looking to feed off of the strongest emotions in others. Rather than
helping create love, and feeding off that, you instead irritate and instead
suckle on the hate and putrid disgust people feel when presented with
your attendance.


-GIN

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Originally posted by Nowakowski
Lots of white noise
Didn't your parents teach you manners, sniveling brat?

Don't stick your nose in other people's conversations.

Eff off.

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Originally posted by Seitse
...and yet more ramblings from the shrink folder.
Ugly is only skin deep but parental abuse goes to the bone.

skeeter

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Welcome to the world of internet based psychoanalysis!

From just a few forum posts we can explore the depths of your id, ego, and super-ego.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Welcome to the world of internet based psychoanalysis!

From just a few forum posts we can explore the depths of your id, ego, and super-ego.
...and its free !

skeeter

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Originally posted by EmLasker
okay so i had a sip of beer at the local frat house........nothing special, taste like grain.


but everyone seems so happy with it in their hand, except me, i feel left out.

someone explain.
It's a useful reagent and solvent that can be used in chemical reactions 😲

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Originally posted by cadwah
Imagine this:

Monday, you wake up with a body that feels like it has just finished a triathlon and been beaten up on the podium by a heavyweight boxer. You struggle through work, barely concious. Your work suffers. The people you work with know what mayhem your weekend contained and they keep their distance. You don't eat anything today, the nausea is too ...[text shortened]... re like a man when he is able to spunk his wages on a weekend! Long live Binge Drinking!!!
Had to be rec'ced for such a good account of average life!

😉


Originally posted by Bad wolf
Alcohol makes women look attractive.
tha only difference between a dog and a fox iz three pints...



rookie


Wanna tell you a story,
About the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
And out the door I went

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you in a month.
Next I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
And out the door I went

So I go down the streets,
Down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see it in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
Loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-howlin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
She ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

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-Removed-
Imperial?

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy! 😵

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Alcohol makes men look attractive.
Fixed!

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Alcohol makes my reflection look attractive. hubba hubba!