Originally posted by shavixmirseriously if you think stuffing your nipple up someones nose is a turn on you've been dating some pretty weird girls mark...god only knows what them poor little warhammer men have to put up with!
Yes. A nipple up a nose is quite like a stuffed mushroom really, isn't it?
What are your mushrooms stuffed with?
Originally posted by wucky3I tend to date complete whackos...
seriously if you think stuffing your nipple up someones nose is a turn on you've been dating some pretty weird girls mark...god only knows what them poor little warhammer men have to put up with!
And my little warhammer men haven't had to put up with what my star wars dolls had to put up with.
But that was a long time ago in a cavity far, far away....
Originally posted by mosquitorespectDear sweet jesus....
I know what you look like - you have a face that is an ass! Bugger off
If you're going to say something like that, say something remotely funny, poetic or interesting...
Like:
Oh. I do know what you look like! If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!
See...
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When I was in Boots (pharmacy) in Bangkok, they sold tubes of "Pink Nipple Cream" on the counter, where I would usually find the tissue and lottery tickets in Canada. Apparently it's a big thing for Asian girls that they have pink nipples instead of brown ones; it makes their breasts look more "white". Ridiculous. What's next? Eye-rounding make-up?
Originally posted by darvlayHey idea for a new product for them - freckle kits ! We'll make a million !
When I was in Boots (pharmacy) in Bangkok, they sold tubes of "Pink Nipple Cream" on the counter, where I would usually find the tissue and lottery tickets in Canada. Apparently it's a big thing for Asian girls that they have pink nipples instead of brown ones; it makes their breasts look more "white". Ridiculous. What's next? Eye-rounding make-up?
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlWe like them because....um.....they're round?
Why are we soooo aroused by this 1 inch circlular bit of flesh? Every single human being has at least two, and every mammal has a minimum of two. So why the fascination? Women's nipples aren't that different than men's nipples....well. perhaps less hairy than men's.
Lately on telly, it seems that they can show the entire breast, but the nipple m ...[text shortened]... immediatley run out and start humping some poor woman's leg????
Just an observation.......
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I have no idea.
Originally posted by BowmannGee Assclown,
What kind of nipples do the ladyboys have?
For somebody who thought this thread was 'empty-headed', you sure have a great deal coming out of your piehole about it. If you had a brain, I guess you would be dangerous.....
Time for your afternoon walk, little poochie? I might be a little more kind with the choker chain....