Whats your erotic fantasy?

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Must be nice living the dream .

Originally posted by shavixmir
I would like to tell you's all about my sexual fantasies, but I fear that my lustings for young women, anal vibrators, shaving, rimming, cream pies, feltching and golden showers would probably be just a little too much for the poor moderators to handle...

ANAL BLAZER, starring The Olson Twins.

Originally posted by Vivaldi
Yep, you try going to the Zoo and bonking an Elephant with suspenders on, its not that easy 😛

Originally posted by shavixmir
Personally...I have a dislike for fake breasts.

Here's a test to see if you can recognise fake from real breasts:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/ga_rof.shtml

I scored 70%...

Originally posted by mokko
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

I would be nailing my wife, who's blowin a donkey while a monkey jingles my testies,there's a bum sitting in the corner playing a music box while a miniture elephant is danceing, i'm throwing pottery in discoball light and the monkey is male with breast implants🙄😵😛

Originally posted by lordyeti
I would be nailing my wife, who's blowin a donkey while a monkey jingles my testies,there's a bum sitting in the corner playing a music box while a miniture elephant is danceing, i'm throwing pottery in discoball light and the monkey is male with breast implants🙄😵😛