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What's your New Year's Resolutions?

What's your New Year's Resolutions?

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Originally posted by arrakis
I treat everyone like that. Don't know why so many people hate my guts... 😳

EDIT: Oh! I remember now...

[b]"People may not remember you for what you said, or what you've accomplished... but they'll always remember you for the way you made them feel so stupid". 🙂[/b]
I don't hate your guts! And I like being in the Ladies' Tournament but forgot to thank you for setting it up. I think last year I got stomped. This year ... I'll get stomped too. I'm sensing a pattern. 😛

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Originally posted by arrakis
3) No more drugs!

Originally posted by cmsMaster
🙁
Drugs are not good for you...

Don't you know you are supposed to eat raw vegatables, no red meat, drink 1 gallon of spring water/day and exercise 1-2 hours every day!?

Not to mention, not more than 2 hours of TV a day, 1 hour on the computer, NO sweets, no cheese, no bad foods like pizza, hambugers, fries, etc.

Breathe only fresh air, stay away from all toxins, and have healthy sex 3 times a week!

See, it's not all bad. 😵

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Originally posted by reader1107
I don't hate your guts! And I like being in the Ladies' Tournament but forgot to thank you for setting it up. I think last year I got stomped. This year ... I'll get stomped too. I'm sensing a pattern. 😛
Thank you dear. People like yourself make it all worthwhile. *sigh*

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Just a reminder for my boozin' friends...

Before you go to bed tonight remember to drink 12 oz of water. Yeah, I know how bad water tastes when you're on a binge, but trust me on this. You'll thank me the next day - which will be the first day in the rest of your life. 🙂

Cheers

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No more drugs!?
What the hell!?

Arrakis, don't you make me stop this car!

My best to you for 2007 my friend.

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He's got this dream about buyin' some land. He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands, and then he'll settle down in a quiet little town and forget about everything.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Fire away. I'm on PlayTheImmortalGame.
It's arrakis' lucky year, I am on TFC (and occasionally CAW).

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I solemly promise to never make another New Year's resolution again. (KJCavalier 1986)



Have kept true that one ever since. Can't be letting myself down for disapointment this way.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
He's got this dream about buyin' some land. He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands, and then he'll settle down in a quiet little town and forget about everything.
I think I saw the same movie guy! Only it was a Western about a gunslinger and stuff... funny how nothing ever changes. 🙁

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Originally posted by arrakis
Guess I know you quite well. 🙂

I bought three 5ths of Smirnoff 100 proof Friday, but had to pick up another one today just in case...
So my little duck......when are we going sit and get drunk together?

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Originally posted by reader1107
I think last year I got stomped. This year ... I'll get stomped too. I'm sensing a pattern. 😛
Stomp back 😀
Or don't bother stomping at all. 🙁

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Originally posted by mokko
So my little duck......when are we going sit and get drunk together?
I want you tonight... but maybe I'll have to settle for a little later. What the heck, you're worth waiting for my love. 😵

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Ok, I sobered up now... so as promised I have to be NICE to all of you! 😵

And I'm throwing out what's left of that greasy pizza!

Next, to flush all those nasty drugs down the drain... Hey, they're all gone. 😲 CmsMaster!!!

I know I'm going to feel so much better tomorrow.

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Originally posted by arrakis


I know I'm going to feel so much better tomorrow.
😀

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I stopped making resolutions some time in the 1980s, but if I were to make one this year perhaps it would be to just leave the past behind and not cry over anything that didn't happen this year (2007).