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What's your Soundtrack to Life?

What's your Soundtrack to Life?

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If you had a party planned, what would you use as a soundtrack, theme music if you will?


I think that, this evening, the following Dead Kennedy's inspirational lyrics are appropriate:


Tonight’s the night that we got the truck
We’re goin’ downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I’ll bring the beer
It’s the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It’s roundup time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin’ cops for real/playin’ cops for pay

Let’s ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here’s a kick in the ***
Let’s beat you blue ’til you **** in your pants
Don’t move, child got a big black stick
There’s six of us babe, so suck on my ****

And ride, ride how we ride
Let’s ride, lowride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don’t give a ****
Dispatch calls are you doin’ something wicked?
No siree, jack, we’re just givin’ tickets

As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let’s ride, lowride

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How about to drunk to kfuc by the same ban'd

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
How about to drunk to kfuc by the same ban'd
That's later in the evening.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
That's later in the evening.
😵

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
How about to drunk to kfuc by the same ban'd
For the enlightenment of the uninitiated:

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To ****

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to ****

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your ****in' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to ****
You're to drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to ****
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
For the enlightenment of the uninitiated:

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****

Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To ****

I like your stories ...[text shortened]... baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to ****
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
I could message this to mokko (we are playing games) and change the words to say I have had some gin and I am unable to move 😵

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