If you had a party planned, what would you use as a soundtrack, theme music if you will?
I think that, this evening, the following Dead Kennedy's inspirational lyrics are appropriate:
Tonight’s the night that we got the truck
We’re goin’ downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I’ll bring the beer
It’s the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride
It’s roundup time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street
And ride, ride how we ride
Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin’ cops for real/playin’ cops for pay
Let’s ride, lowride
Pull down your dress here’s a kick in the ***
Let’s beat you blue ’til you **** in your pants
Don’t move, child got a big black stick
There’s six of us babe, so suck on my ****
And ride, ride how we ride
Let’s ride, lowride
The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don’t give a ****
Dispatch calls are you doin’ something wicked?
No siree, jack, we’re just givin’ tickets
As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let’s ride, lowride
Originally posted by VivaldiFor the enlightenment of the uninitiated:
How about to drunk to kfuc by the same ban'd
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To ****
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to ****
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your ****in' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to ****
You're to drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to ****
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI could message this to mokko (we are playing games) and change the words to say I have had some gin and I am unable to move 😵
For the enlightenment of the uninitiated:
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk to ****
Too drunk, to ****
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To ****
I like your stories ...[text shortened]... baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to ****
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh