thought i could use a little advice from the forums on this one.
well my friend and i got bored and decided to play a practical joke the may end up backfiring in our faces... we called a mutual friend of ours and told him that we went to hooters ( which we go to twice a week). he knows that we love to drink so we told him that kenny and i got a little to drunk and ended up getting in a fight with some other marines. this is not the problem. the problem is that we sent him to jacksonville north carolina which is an hour away. rudy (the aformentioned brunt of the joke) is not the brightest bulb in the box. we told him to tell no one as we might be in trouble with our superiors. he had no idea where the jail was so we told him it was behind fuddrucker which is a popular restaraunt in the area. we were not going to let him even get off the base as we had done three times tonight with other friends. we would wait till they got out to their car and then yell from the balcony above.we went outside to watch him run to his car and as we were going out there... we saw him in a dead sprint, hop into his camaro, and peel out of the parking lot! when we called him, his roomate answered the phone and said he left it with him so he could use it. as i am writing this, rudy is speeding around jacksonville looking for the jail to bail us out. i have finished laughing now and now realize that he will be extremely mad. what can i possibly do to make this up to him? and on the other hand is this even my fault since anyone in their right mind would not leave their phone with a roomate while they went to pick up some friends from a place he had no idea where it was? this is what we do when we get bored.
mike
Originally posted by usmc7257Sounds like you Devil Dawgs need a diversion...lets see....Zimbabwe has an evil idiotic president that needs overthrowing....interested? 😉
thought i could use a little advice from the forums on this one.
well my friend and i got bored and decided to play a practical joke the may end up backfiring in our faces... we called a mutual friend of ours and told him that we went to hooters ( which we go to twice a week). he knows that we love to drink so we told him that kenny and i got a little ...[text shortened]... friends from a place he had no idea where it was? this is what we do when we get bored.
mike
Just kidding.....😉
Originally posted by usmc7257Is he back yet?! Did he punch your head?
thought i could use a little advice from the forums on this one.
well my friend and i got bored and decided to play a practical joke the may end up backfiring in our faces... we called a mutual friend of ours and told him that we went to hooters ( which we go to twice a week). he knows that we love to drink so we told him that kenny and i got a little ...[text shortened]... friends from a place he had no idea where it was? this is what we do when we get bored.
mike
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Originally posted by usmc7257"thought i could use a little advice from the forums on this one."
thought i could use a little advice from the forums on this one.
well my friend and i got bored and decided to play a practical joke the may end up backfiring in our faces... we called a mutual friend of ours and told him that we went ...[text shortened]... o idea where it was? this is what we do when we get bored.
mike
Grow up ! 😀
well its over and he was pissed! he got over it though when i had a case waiting on him. the news spread through our shop the next day. everyone laughed their a## off but one person. my ncoic who happens to be an E8. he is charging my friend with hazing and he may lose rank! my friend who was the object of the joke went in and explained to him that it just backfired and we didnt meant it to go that far but i dont think its helping. lesson learned huh... that sux
Originally posted by usmc7257In 1966 me and seven friends from the Wyoming NG traveled to Ft. Riley KS as contestants representing the guard in the 5th Army Firing Competition. My specialty was pistol. They gave us 500 rounds of .45 ammo and said, "practice and make us proud.".
well its over and he was pissed! he got over it though when i had a case waiting on him. the news spread through our shop the next day. everyone laughed their a## off but one person. my ncoic who happens to be an E8. he is charging my friend with hazing and he may lose rank! my friend who was the object of the joke went in and explained to him that it just ...[text shortened]... nd we didnt meant it to go that far but i dont think its helping. lesson learned huh... that sux
My "practice" was spent, all 500 rounds... flying down the Salt River in a J3 cub with both doors thrown up, firing at ducks and geese that I flushed up. They could fly about as fast as the J3, so it was a good contest. Never did manage to hit one. (though I later bagged a deer with a spare tire thrown from the J3 at about three hundred feet altitude... that's another story).
Anyway... we got to Riley and at the end of the first week, I and the other Pistolero from Afton were in 434th and 436th place out of 440 contestants. (Five people were sick and dropped out). So our seargent went and signed out a regulation Ford Station Wagon with US Army plastered all over it, and we proceeded to hit every bar in Manhatten. About 1 AM in the morning, my genius buddies decided it would be a good time to visit a cat house. I had no desire to get it that way, so I agreed to "drive around the block" for a half hour while these guys go get their shot of whiskey.
Ok. The next morning we are all roused out before rev by a squad of MP's. Apparently the camp commandant had issued an order that the "pleasure palaces" were off limits during the big Shooting Match, and the MP's had taken down our car tag when I dropped the idiots off at the front door. Who's to know? Anyway... the E6 who led the way into the brothel was busted back to spc4 and everyone else got docked a weeks pay. It never went into the official record though. Engineers! Who'de a thunk it?
Originally posted by usmc7257It's funny, I stumbled upon this thread right after watching the film "Buffalo Soldiers". At least you aren't in that kind of trouble...
thought i could use a little advice from the forums on this one.
well my friend and i got bored and decided to play a practical joke the may end up backfiring in our faces... we called a mutual friend of ours and told him that we went to hooters ( which we go to twice a week). he knows that we love to drink so we told him that kenny and i got a little ...[text shortened]... friends from a place he had no idea where it was? this is what we do when we get bored.
mike