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Do you use prismatic binoculars or a telescope or have you got other devices

I use a number of devises but I am new at spying on girls, if you have got any tips please pass them over now, thank you 😛

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Do you use prismatic binoculars or a telescope or have you got other devices

I use a number of devises but I am new at spying on girls, if you have got any tips please pass them over now, thank you 😛
Become a gynaecologist.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Do you use prismatic binoculars or a telescope or have you got other devices

I use a number of devises but I am new at spying on girls, if you have got any tips please pass them over now, thank you 😛
My tip: Don't be such an effin coward! March over there and demand that they take off their clothes! Women like men who are direct, not subtle like spying on them...

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?" 😵

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Originally posted by Bowmann
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"
😵 Sexelent 😵

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Originally posted by Wildfire
My tip: Don't be such an effin coward! March over there and demand that they take off their clothes! Women like men who are direct, not subtle like spying on them...
Sometimes I find the only sane option is to walk away. 😞

*shakes head and gently closes door behind her*

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Originally posted by Bowmann
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wif ...[text shortened]... again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?" 😵
LOL! 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
Sometimes I find the only sane option is to walk away. 😞

*shakes head and gently closes door behind her*
You left the light on 😉

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Become a gynaecologist.
What have a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy got in common?

They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Do you use prismatic binoculars or a telescope or have you got other devices

I use a number of devises but I am new at spying on girls, if you have got any tips please pass them over now, thank you 😛
You need a audio system with your mates for faster spotting of crumpet.

"target at 10 o'clock"

plus

Shiny shoes for looking up skirts 😛

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I have noted during my spying, that blond girls have red faces after they have been bonked, why is that 😛

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I use a tactictly placed hole in the wall.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I use a tactictly placed hole in the wall.
How do you use it 😛

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Do you use prismatic binoculars or a telescope or have you got other devices

I use a number of devises but I am new at spying on girls, if you have got any tips please pass them over now, thank you 😛
Trust me, spying on women isn't fun when you have the option of hunting down the stalker and giving him a mule kick in the gonads.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
How do you use it 😛
I very quietly put my eye up to the hole and watch... err, stare.