i met my lady,
in a house of ill repute...
she was a customer,
and thought i looked cute...
i showed her my tricks,
and asked what she craved...
she handcuffed me quickly,
and called me her slave...
as i hung there, from the chandelier,
she spanked me with glee...
as my bottom glowed reddish,
i reminded her of the fee...
we danced for a while,
until our foreplay was done...
then she sadly announced,
that back home she must run...
i invited her to visit,
most any ole time...
and bring along her sister,
for it's not yet a crime...
anyways, that's my story,
and i swear that it's true...
and i KNOW that she loves me,
she's always in the queue...