01 Jun 05
Whippoorwills are birds that make a sound just like their name. Over and over again and again! Every time I hear it, I say it. I hear it over and over, and I say it over and over. I could be trying to read, type, think, sleep, eat... anything. Over and over I think....
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Well, here is the bird that just drove me mad.
http://www.ndi4all.org/grade45/Whippoorwill-c.html
ES
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by PhlabibitThey just want attention.
Whippoorwills are birds that make a sound just like their name. Over and over again and again! Every time I hear it, I say it. I hear it over and over, and I say it over and over. I could be trying to read, type, think, sleep, eat... anything. Over and over I think....
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorw ...[text shortened]... s the bird that just drove me mad.
http://www.ndi4all.org/grade45/Whippoorwill-c.html
ES
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by PhlabibitMonkeys used to do the same to me. I used to hear their noises in my head, and it would keep me up at night. But I've found a simple solution to this problem: Monkeys don't exist. They aren't real. There are no such things as monkeys. Once I realised this, I decided I was spending way too much time agonising over something that doesn't exist. So I stopped. The same will work for your whippoorwills. Just realise that they don't exist. I already have. Whippoorwills aren't real. You just made them up, and no one has any idea what you're talking about. Now you look like a complete fool. That link? That was a photoshopped image that you made yourself while sleepwalking. That noise? Your neighbor's lawnmower. That bird you see outside your window? A puppet made by your friends to make you go crazy.
Whippoorwills are birds that make a sound just like their name. Over and over again and again! Every time I hear it, I say it. I hear it over and over, and I say it over and over. I could be trying to read, type, think, sleep, eat... anything. Over and over I think....
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorwill
Whippoorw ...[text shortened]... s the bird that just drove me mad.
http://www.ndi4all.org/grade45/Whippoorwill-c.html
ES
This simple stategy of realising the truth works for anything. In fact, I already know that this site, this forum, and even chess doesn't exist. Neither school nor work exist. None of you forum posters exist... except for Starman for obvious reasons.
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by ark13Dude! I've thrown rocks into the woods in handfulls long before I let Whippoorwills drive me crazy like them Monkeys have you.
Monkeys used to do the same to me. I used to hear their noises in my head, and it would keep me up at night. But I've found a simple solution to this problem: Monkeys don't exist. They aren't real. There are no such things as monkeys. Once I realised this, I decided I was spending way too much time agonising over something that doesn't exist. So I st ...[text shortened]... hool nor work exist. None of you forum posters exist... except for Starman for obvious reasons.
ES
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by PhlabibitWhat do they do? What do they do!? WHAT DO THEY DO!!??
You might be right, but their calls tend to subside when I throw rocks into the night sky. What do your Monkies do?!
ES
What don't they do? THEY KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT WITH THEIR LITTLE MONKEY NOISES!! THAT'S WHAT!! AND THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO ATTACK ME!! AND WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE FOR US? HUH? EVOLOLVE? NOT GOOD ENOUGH! ALL THEY EVER DO IS WALK AROUND MAKING THEIR LITTLE MONKEY NOISES, AND EATING BANANAS! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
Monkeys? What monkeys? Monkeys don't exist, I told you! How many times do I have to tell you? HUH?
And as for the calls subsibing as you throw rocks into the night sky; that's because there are stereos up there suspended by ballons making the whippoorwill calls to make you go insane. The rocks break the stereos. Good enough for you? HUH?
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by ark13Um... I guess 'I thought' the Whippoorwills had drove me nuts. I guess I was wrong.
What do they do? What do they do!? WHAT DO THEY DO!!??
What don't they do? THEY KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT WITH THEIR LITTLE MONKEY NOISES!! THAT'S WHAT!! AND THEY'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO ATTACK ME!! AND WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE FOR US? HUH? EVOLOLVE? NOT GOOD ENOUGH! ALL THEY EVER DO IS WALK AROUND MAKING THEIR LITTLE MONKEY NOISES, AND EATING BANANAS! ...[text shortened]... ppoorwill calls to make you go insane. The rocks break the stereos. Good enough for you? HUH?
ES
01 Jun 05
The previous stuff I typed
Has been lies
Each and every monkey does truly exist and I've just been lying to
You
And I appologize for any unjust
Rants I may have gone on
Employing the excessive use exclaimation points
Making you
All believe that monkeys don't exist
Kudos to the monkeys,
I really like them a lot
Next time I want to lie, I'm
Going to tell you in advance
Making sure that you know what's going on, I
Emphatically
State
Again that monkeys do exist and
You've all been deceived by
Those previous lies that
Have been deceiving you
It's clear to me, and therefore easy for me to
Say that monkeys do in fact exist.
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by ark13Monkeys have tails.
The previous stuff I typed
Has been lies
Each and every monkey does truly exist and I've just been lying to
You
And I appologize for any unjust
Rants I may have gone on
Employing the excessive use exclaimation points
Making you
All believe that monkeys don't exist
Kudos to the monkeys,
I really like them a lot
Next time I want to lie, I'm
G ...[text shortened]... ceiving you
It's clear to me, and therefore easy for me to
Say that monkeys do in fact exist.
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by ark13Monkeys, if you don't let ark13 go, I am going to come over there and kick your non-existent tailed asses.
The previous stuff I typed
Has been lies
Each and every monkey does truly exist and I've just been lying to
You
And I appologize for any unjust
Rants I may have gone on
Employing the excessive use exclaimation points
Making you
All believe that monkeys don't exist
Kudos to the monkeys,
I really like them a lot
Next time I want to lie, I'm
G ...[text shortened]... ceiving you
It's clear to me, and therefore easy for me to
Say that monkeys do in fact exist.
01 Jun 05
Originally posted by Moldy CrowThere could be more here than meets the eye of the person who hears but does not see the tormentor. Perhaps a large strobe would be illuminating. Or a few 4-inch mortar rounds, well-placed, would restore peace.
Whippoorwills have tails too . Coincidence ? I'm sorry , that's just one too many "coincidences" for me .