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Who Invented Hickies

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I bet they really sucked.



I'll see my way out.

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@gambrel said
I bet they really sucked.



I'll see my way out.
Ba da dum!

He’s here all week, ladies and gentlemen.

Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

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@PB1022

I paid for an autograph and he left!? 🤨

I want my God damn autograph!!

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@contenchess said
@PB1022

I paid for an autograph and he left!? 🤨

I want my God damn autograph!!
He’s a hot ticket. Probably had to run off to another gig. People just love his cornball humor.

But don’t you worry, he’ll be back tomorrow.

Did you catch his final joke? People were laughing so hard I nearly missed it.

Why did the barber win the race? She knew a lot of short cuts!

Ba da boom! 🥁

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He's not Elvis... 😒

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@contenchess said
He's not Elvis... 😒
He’s better than Elvis.

Elvis’ fan base doesn’t come near Gambrel’s.

There’s something about his cornball humor that drives people wild. He told a great “dad joke” in his act yesterday.

“So this kid goes up to his father and says, ‘Dad, I’m hungry.’

And the father replies, ‘Hi hungry. I’m dad.’ “

🥁 💥

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A priest a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I'm here because of autocorrect."

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@gambrel said
A priest a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I'm here because of autocorrect."
🥁 💥 😂 😆 😂

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I get no respect
None, I tell you. Take my wife, please.
How sweet it is! Humina humina humina. Whoop whoop whoop
Why soitenly

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@contenchess said
He's not Elvis... 😒
But I know him, Bigfoot introduced us.

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@gambrel said
But I know him, Bigfoot introduced us.
Lies make baby Jesus cry 🥺

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@contenchess said
Lies make baby Jesus cry 🥺
It's true, if I'm lying I'm dieing. And believe me i'm dieing here.

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@contenchess said
Lies make baby Jesus cry 🥺
Jesus ain’t a baby, no more! Didn’t you read Revelation? Every knee will bow

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@gambrel said
It's true, if I'm lying I'm dieing. And believe me i'm dieing here.
Dying.

Ya meathead 🙄

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@gambrel said
It's true, if I'm lying I'm dieing. And believe me i'm dieing here.
Dieing is a technical term that is rarely used meaning stamping or forging a material. It is also a common misspelling of dying, when people wish to use the progressive verb form of die in the sense of death. Dying can be either a gerund or the progressive form of the verb die, meaning ceasing to live.