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05 Feb 22
@contenchess saidHe’s a hot ticket. Probably had to run off to another gig. People just love his cornball humor.
@PB1022
I paid for an autograph and he left!? 🤨
I want my God damn autograph!!
But don’t you worry, he’ll be back tomorrow.
Did you catch his final joke? People were laughing so hard I nearly missed it.
Why did the barber win the race? She knew a lot of short cuts!
Ba da boom! 🥁
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05 Feb 22
@contenchess saidHe’s better than Elvis.
He's not Elvis... 😒
Elvis’ fan base doesn’t come near Gambrel’s.
There’s something about his cornball humor that drives people wild. He told a great “dad joke” in his act yesterday.
“So this kid goes up to his father and says, ‘Dad, I’m hungry.’
And the father replies, ‘Hi hungry. I’m dad.’ “
🥁 💥
05 Feb 22
@contenchess saidIt's true, if I'm lying I'm dieing. And believe me i'm dieing here.
Lies make baby Jesus cry 🥺
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@contenchess saidJesus ain’t a baby, no more! Didn’t you read Revelation? Every knee will bow
Lies make baby Jesus cry 🥺
05 Feb 22
@gambrel saidDieing is a technical term that is rarely used meaning stamping or forging a material. It is also a common misspelling of dying, when people wish to use the progressive verb form of die in the sense of death. Dying can be either a gerund or the progressive form of the verb die, meaning ceasing to live.
It's true, if I'm lying I'm dieing. And believe me i'm dieing here.