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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
erm.....sorry to be a grammar nazi, but it's "who killed whom"
You...grammar nazi, you...

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
erm.....sorry to be a grammar nazi, but it's "who killed whom"
And sorry to capitalize upon the irony, but shouldn't you capitalize Nazi?

🙂

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
And sorry to capitalize upon the irony, but shouldn't you capitalize Nazi?

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erm....I was going for an e e cummings effect.
😀

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
And sorry to capitalize upon the irony, but shouldn't you capitalize Nazi?

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I'm sure there's no need to capitalise nazi, fascist or tory.

I don't know why, it just doesn't seem right to do so.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I'm sure there's no need to capitalise nazi, fascist or tory.

I don't know why, it just doesn't seem right to do so.
What does tory mean? I know it was used during the American Revolutionary War for any American who sided with the Brits, but what does it mean here?

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
What does tory mean? I know it was used during the American Revolutionary War for any American who sided with the Brits, but what does it mean here?
As far as I know tory's generally hang around male toilets near Picadilly circus.

Tory is short for Conservative. The right wing capitalist party in Britain.

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Originally posted by deathbypawn
A cat choked on a mouse, who killed who?

Tell me your thoughts.
In this case, one could, of course, say that the cat is a vile murderer and the mouse
-was only trying to defend itself. In this case it is the cat's fault as it killed the mouse on purpose, whereas the killing of the cat was only an accident.
-was trying to get even with the cat. In this case they are both guilty.
-was trying to get revenge on the cat because the cat had bitten it... in this case, there are two possibilities:
-a) the mouse survived and is thus a murderer. It should be hanged. Now it is dead too.
-b) The mouse is also dead because the cat killed it before it died... they are also both guilty.

On the other hand, there is the possibility that the mouse had attacked the poor cat. The cat was thus
-trying to defend itself and killed the mouse by accident. In this case, the mouse killed the cat.
-trying to get even with the mouse for being attacked... it is the cat's fault because it is much bigger and stronger and must be extremely stupid to be murdered by a mouse...
-trying to get revenge on the mouse... again two possibilities:
-a) the mouse lived, is convicted of first degree murder and is hanged. Now it is also dead.
-b) the mouse also died. They are both guilty.

Of course, if the cat attacked the mouse because it was hungry and was thus only following it's instincts...
ah well, they are both dead, so who cares?

Angie 😀

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Originally posted by shavixmir
As far as I know tory's generally hang around male toilets near Picadilly circus.

Tory is short for Conservative. The right wing capitalist party in Britain.
eeeewwwww! conservatives!!!! eeeeeeewwwwww!

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I'm not sure who killed who(m)

I do know that I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the Deputy.

While we are on the subject... Who killed Cock Robin?

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I've choked often enough, and yet, never died! And who's to say that even the mouse died? Perhaps neither killed neither (or, Grammar Nazi, is that either killed neither, or neither killed either?).

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Originally posted by chinking58
I've choked often enough, and yet, never died! And who's to say that even the mouse died? Perhaps neither killed neither (or, Grammar Nazi, is that either killed neither, or neither killed either?).
Now I am confused!
🙄😛

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Originally posted by shavixmir
As far as I know tory's generally hang around male toilets near Picadilly circus.

Tory is short for Conservative. The right wing capitalist party in Britain.
Ok - Brits are weird. How is TORY short for CONSERVATIVE?

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Originally posted by Alcra
Ok - Brits are weird. How is TORY short for CONSERVATIVE?
It's not. The Tory party changed it's name to the Conservatives over a hundred years ago, but still get referred to as Tories. Oddly, the Whigs started calling themselves Liberals, but nobody still calls them Whigs (actually, they usually just say "who?&quot😉.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I'm sure there's no need to capitalise nazi, fascist or tory.

I don't know why, it just doesn't seem right to do so.
Unless, of course, you are a Capitalist pig... 🙂

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Originally posted by Varg
It's not. The Tory party changed it's name to the Conservatives over a hundred years ago, but still get referred to as Tories. Oddly, the Whigs started calling themselves Liberals, but nobody still calls them Whigs (actually, they usually just say "who?"😉.
I had an elaborate lexical theory about this.

Consider the word "conservatory".

It has the word "conserva(tive)" at the beginning, and "tory" at the end.

Perhaps, I mused, in a fit of playfulness, someone had called conservatives "conservatories". And then, craving conciseness, they had shortened this hilarious nickname to "tories".

Sounds plausible, no?

Of course, I was completely wrong.

However, there was some consolation.

The original meaning of tory was "brigand". This is derived from the Gaelic "torachd", meaning "to pursue with hostile intent."

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