Who said it part duex

Here's one:

"Coquette . . . a total bore, a phoney, disingenuous . . . vapid . . . just not worth it."

This is a typical post by this member of the community:

"Since NZ's government is so much more efficient and purposeful than most of the first world, they'll do the right things to deal with potential threats."

Who said this?

"leftover turkey is better than leftover dressing... someday, when i get older, i will learn to cook..."