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Originally posted by eatmybishop
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Take it to the Spanky forum, spanky.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
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You've never seen any old episodes of Little Rascals? 🙂

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Originally posted by Suzianne
You've never seen any old episodes of Little Rascals? 🙂
no, i'm missing out on something with this spanky, everyone uses it but me.... can you elaborate?

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
no, i'm missing out on something with this spanky, everyone uses it but me.... can you elaborate?
He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Spanky. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

One story the guys told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Turkey. There was a gang of Hungarians that wanted their own mob. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need guns or money or even numbers. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Spanky. He was small-time then, just running dope, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his wife and kids in the house and decide to wait for Spanky. He comes home to find his wife raped and children screaming. The Hungarians knew Spanky was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business - one Hungarian cut one of the children's throats. They tell him they want his territory, all his business. Spanky looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these men of will what will really was. Spanky shoots two Hungarians, then shoots his children and his wife as the last Hungarian watches in surprised horror.

He tells him he would rather see his family dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Hungarian go, waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop and Spanky will get you." But no one ever really believes.

I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Spanky.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Spanky. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

...[text shortened]... afraid of him. Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Spanky.
You think you can catch Spanky? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anybody that ever worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Spanky. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

...[text shortened]... fraid of him. Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Spanky.
Ok, Im totally confused now.
If that's Spanky, who's Keyser Söze?

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Originally posted by Natsia
Ok, Im totally confused now.
If that's Spanky, who's Keyser Söze?
A big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Ok, Im totally confused now.
If that's Spanky, who's Keyser Söze?
Take it to the Keyser forum, Söze!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Take it to the Keyser forum, Söze!
I predict a riot!

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Originally posted by lausey
I predict a riot!
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