Originally posted by kattyYour perception is that you eat muffins, but, in reality the consumption of muffins suffuses you with the spirit of Muffy, hence you are 'eaten' by/become one with Muffy. Praise Muffy and Ballz to the Big Cats.
The Good thing about BIG CATS!
THEY EAT!! and not be EATEN!!
THEY ARE SUPERIOR!!
THE KING OF THE ZOO! "we will HURT You"
in arabic they call a BIG CAT "Asad" i asked about it 🙂
You'll find that muffins are a tastey treat
that cookies , pies , or cakes can't beat .
But kittens , cats , and jag-u-ares ,
coat your mouth with curley hairs .
Muffins taste like nuts and berries ,
sweet as spring time's luchious cherries !
Eat a 'pussy' and you will wish
they didn't taste like week old fish !
Originally posted by PhlabibitHow about a compromise
Why can't the Muffins and BIG CATS just agree not to agree, and move on? I used to be a Muffin, but now know the error of my ways. Fine you might say... but the Muffins seem to get all upset about the BIG CATS and all hell breaks loose.
I say we end it here, let me have the last word... and it's over. Muffins are wrong; it's all about BIG CATS now.
EOS
ES
Big Cat Muffins !
There's no need for fighting here! Can none of you see? Muff and Pussy? Two terms for the same glorious Super-Spiritual entity! We should be joining together in our praising! As such I have changed my avatar to help bring Muffins and BIG CATS together, unite my brothers! As one we shall rejoice in our feline bakery!