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Why America Is Superior To Canada

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As a Canadian I would like to say...

...the U.S. is also better than Canada because...

1. beer goes down easier when its tastes more like water

2. they can learn all they need (want) to learn from the world by watching CNN

3. they love to be feared (cuz doesn't that lead to respect!?!?!)

4. canadian flags are readily availble and easily sewn onto back packs before going over seas

5. no americans like Jim Carey, Pam Anderson or Neil Young

6. you don't have to be intelligent to be president

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Originally posted by Briscoe
As a Canadian I would like to say...

...the U.S. is also better than Canada because...

1. beer goes down easier when its tastes more like water

2. they can learn all they need (want) to learn from the world by watching CNN

3. they love to be feared (cuz doesn't that lead to respect!?!?!)

4. canadian flags are readily availble and easily sewn ...[text shortened]... e Jim Carey, Pam Anderson or Neil Young

6. you don't have to be intelligent to be president
Enjoy your first rec!

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3. We thought up "Captain America". No "Captain Canada" running around, is there?


3: we have "wolverine" HA bet that sucker

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A Canadian co-created Superman (he was the artist) and the American company that employed him robbed him of his rights to the character and, no doubt, a veritable fortune.

Damned lot of THIEVES!

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Originally posted by magi
3. We thought up "Captain America". No "Captain Canada" running around, is there?


3: we have "wolverine" HA bet that sucker
Actually you are quitre wrong:

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/superheroes/t3-210-e.html

And Wolverine is Canadian...

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Originally posted by Ravello
I still miss what's wrong with frogs in a more general term: there aren't frogs in the U.S.?
Of course there are. They live in the Louisiana Bayou, and call themselves Creole.

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What is the deal about frogs? Try visiting the South. There are plenty of frogs in the South.

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Originally posted by magi
3. We thought up "Captain America". No "Captain Canada" running around, is there?


3: we have "wolverine" HA bet that sucker
James Howlett.

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Originally posted by gambit3
James Howlett.
no matter captain america or wolverine or who made them or others
"BATMAN" can bet them all.

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ooooooooooo canada

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Originally posted by magi
no matter captain america or wolverine or who made them or others
"BATMAN" can bet them all.
Magneto could take Batman every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Actually you are quitre wrong:

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/superheroes/t3-210-e.html

And Wolverine is Canadian...
The Wolverines are from Michigan. The University of Michigan, to be exact.

http://www.skylinepictures.com/University_of_Michigan_m17_large.jpg

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Originally posted by gambit3
Magneto could take Batman every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
batman would fight him for 1 min & find out he controls mentel
& would pick up a peace of wood & "beat him senceless"
rrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA