Originally posted by BowmannYet not surprising it is quite cheap and disappointing, Mr Bowmann, that you wish to come to a picnic and only bring risqué equivocations. I really held you for a man bringing strawberry shortcakes, lemon curd, scones, jam and clotted cream, pink napkins and perhaps some Victoria sponge.
No. You need to acquaint yourself with the double entendre.
I can bring loads of these.
You then can always entertain the party with some Vaudeville afterwards.