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Originally posted by chrissyb
if I know God, she will never let that happen! 😵🙄
Hi, Chrissy. I hope you put in a kind word for me when you say your prayers. Can't hurt much.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Hi, Chrissy. I hope you put in a kind word for me when you say your prayers. Can't hurt much.
Hi Cash$$$

trust me, the heavens will smile upon you. but any prayers have been delayed until such time i can come out of this head spin after reading 7ate9's post 🙄🙄

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Originally posted by Bomb Tech
lol , well done ! tho i am a man !
🙂 you have a good day!

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Originally posted by 7ate9
There are many problems with interpretations of the Bible such as a day being a day as in creation. Another of these problems was in the old testament God was actually a women(like you say). This is why she killed so many people, because she couldn't love her own penis. lol, she never had one. People rebelled at her ways and turned to terrorist insurgence. It ...[text shortened]... time true peace will be found. A new heaven and earth will be formed. It will be good. 🙂.
oh wow!! i really want to visit your planet one day lol 😵🙄

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Originally posted by chrissyb
if I know God, she will never let that happen! 😵🙄
God is definately a man. 🙁

A woman would have read the instructions first. 😛

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Originally posted by mokko
God is definately a man. 🙁

A woman would have read the instructions first. 😛
Hi Mokko 🙂

read the instructions for what?

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Originally posted by chrissyb
Hi Mokko 🙂

read the instructions for what?
For creating an Earth of course. I mean 7 days? Lol.....

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Originally posted by mokko
For creating an Earth of course. I mean 7 days? Lol.....
you're right! 😵

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Always 😏

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Originally posted by mokko
For creating an Earth of course. I mean 7 days? Lol.....
Ummm... that was 6 days, hon. He rested on the 7th day. 😉

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Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm... that was 6 days, hon. He rested on the 7th day. 😉
So he likes to tell everyone. 😉

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Originally posted by Siskin
Just you wait 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be too late!
You'll be broke and I'll have money;
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!

Just you wait 'enry 'iggins, till you're sick,
And you scream to fetch a doctor double quick!
I'll be off a second later,
And go straight to th ...[text shortened]... Down you go! 'enry 'iggins! just you wait!
And yet,
I've grown accustomed to her face.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Ummm... that was 6 days, hon. He rested on the 7th day. 😉
That's even worse. He just tried to get it over with as quickly as possible, at the expense of the quality. He should rather have spent a month on it, delivering a better product.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That's even worse. He just tried to get it over with as quickly as possible, at the expense of the quality. He should rather have spent a month on it, delivering a better product.
after all the expense of having to fight off the angel revolution, the finances were running low, so you do what you can with what you have...sometimes you just take whatever spare parts are lying around and stick them together.

Look at the Platypuss, the Ostrich, the French...