why cant americans say toilet?

Originally posted by eamon o
a good effort but wasted on starrman, hes in denial and just wants an argument

Wasted on you too, apparently.
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Originally posted by Squelchbelch
Wasted on you too, apparently.
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not at all, i agree with you entirely

Originally posted by Squelchbelch
Duh!
How about
1)His vast knowledge of local government
2)His many previous experiences of managing a multi £ billion budget
3)Boris is just the sort of "man of the people" who can unite diverse members of the public from different races & social classes
4)He is not a knee-jerk, soundbite politician, but a man of quiet substance

Need I say more?

Quite so, what a fool I have been!

Originally posted by eamon o
a good effort but wasted on starrman, hes in denial and just wants an argument

Whilst you lot argue, pardon me but I just need to go and snap one off! 😛

Originally posted by mikelom
Whilst you lot argue, pardon me but I just need to go and snap one off! 😛

Asparagus?

Originally posted by eamon o
why do they have to say "pardon me, i need the rest room?"
why cant they just call a spade a spade?

Pardon me? You know nothing about Americans so drop the subject.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Pardon me? You know nothing about Americans so drop the subject.

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Is it true you say "Terlet" or "Tarlet" and not "Toilet"?

"Dat dere boy needs to take a whaz. Show im de tarlet."

Originally posted by darvlay
Is it true you say "Terlet" or "Tarlet" and not "Toilet"?

Did I ever tell you the story about the red-neck down the road? Hunter, fisher, drives a truck, NASCAR loving, pig roasting, can-beer drinking guy who is a friend of a friend.

He writes "Alabama Ave" on a sheet of paper and hands it to me.

"Read that, this is funny!"

Ok, so I read it. "Alabama Ave"

"Wait, read it again!"

"Ok, Alabama Ave"

He says, "Hm, most of my friends says "Alabamer Ave".

"That's because YOUR a redneck and so are your friends! Bet you say Pizzer too, you damn hick!"

I punched his FACE!

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Originally posted by eamon o
why do they have to say "pardon me, i need the rest room?"
why cant they just call a spade a spade?

I'm going to the Phone box ?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Bet you say Pizzer too, you damn hick!

That's because you buy them in a 'Pizzeria', you fool!

Originally posted by Palynka
That's because you buy them in a 'Pizzeria', you fool!

Whereas you go to the 'Sardineria'?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Pardon me? You know nothing about Americans so drop the subject.

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I've seen you people on the Simpsons and American Idol, I know what you're like 😏

Originally posted by eamon o
why do they have to say "pardon me, i need the rest room?"
why cant they just call a spade a spade?

Calling a spade a spade is frowned upon by the Jamaican community.

As for Boris, he's been doin a great job for years - as a comedian.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Whereas you go to the 'Sardineria'?

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No, FISH is another category of food.

Originally posted by eamon o
I've seen you people on the Simpsons and American Idol, I know what you're like 😏

Sounds like you need a little more Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie, Dirty Dozen, and The Outlaw Josie Whales to round off your view.

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