Why Darth Vader can't win?

So, I was about to be kicked out of the theater for
loudly moaning out of sheer delight when Lord Vader
appeared and kicked butt.

It annoys me to no end, though, that the coolest cat in
the galaxy just can't win. Am I the only one who wants
to see him win, wipe out the bland rebels and do-goodies,
and install a reign of terror?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, I was about to be kicked out of the theater for
loudly moaning out of sheer delight when Lord Vader
appeared and kicked butt.

It annoys me to no end, though, that the coolest cat in
the galaxy just can't win. Am I the only one who wants
to see him win, wipe out the bland rebels and do-goodies,
and install a reign of terror?

Because he can't win.

Oh, he can occasionally win to make it seem like the Rebels are on the ropes (SW V:ESB), but he's the black hat, man. The white hats are always gonna win in the end. It's the nature of the genre.

Besides, let us Americans have our hope. It's a dark time for the rebellion, right now in America, and it's going to get a lot darker before it gets brighter. Dark Helmet, AKA 'Orange Julius', has only begun his reign of terror.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Because he can't win.

Oh, he can occasionally win to make it seem like the Rebels are on the ropes (SW V:ESB), but he's the black hat, man. The white hats are always gonna win in the end. It's the nature of the genre.

Besides, let us Americans have our hope. It's a dark time for the rebellion, right now in America, and it's going to g ...[text shortened]... before it gets brighter. Dark Helmet, AKA 'Orange Julius', has only begun his reign of terror.

Do you see yourself as a Princess in this story?

Originally posted by divegeester
Do you see yourself as a Princess in this story?

Suzianne is most definitely a princess!!!
My princess.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Dark Helmet, AKA 'Orange Julius', has only begun his reign of terror.

LOL, you nailed that one. Belly laugh 🙂

Well, it can't be as bad as us having to endure the Brits, right?

We love you Supergirl.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, I was about to be kicked out of the theater for
loudly moaning out of sheer delight when Lord Vader
appeared and kicked butt.

It annoys me to no end, though, that the coolest cat in
the galaxy just can't win. Am I the only one who wants
to see him win, wipe out the bland rebels and do-goodies,
and install a reign of terror?

The war is rigged I tell ya!!!

(Trump would make a horrible Darth Vader...........or could orange be the new black?)

Originally posted by whodey
The war is rigged I tell ya!!!

(Trump would make a horrible Darth Vader...........or could orange be the new black?)

Take your politics elsewhere!!

Originally posted by chaney3
Take your politics elsewhere!!

Sorry, I thought this was elsewhere.

Originally posted by Seitse
So, I was about to be kicked out of the theater for
loudly moaning out of sheer delight when Lord Vader
appeared and kicked butt.

It annoys me to no end, though, that the coolest cat in
the galaxy just can't win. Am I the only one who wants
to see him win, wipe out the bland rebels and do-goodies,
and install a reign of terror?

Well he can't win since the story is out.

You can write your own story (beware of copyright issues if you want to put it into the Star Wars universe).

Originally posted by Ponderable
Well he can't win since the story is out.

You can write your own story (beware of copyright issues if you want to put it into the Star Wars universe).

Gosh, you are so German that I think I love you 🙂

Originally posted by Seitse
[b]LOL, you nailed that one. Belly laugh 🙂...

We have a prez. Bow and serve.

Originally posted by apathist
We have a prez. Bow and serve.

Isn't that the truth.

Trouble is, they purport to be our public servants.

LOL.

Originally posted by divegeester
Do you see yourself as a Princess in this story?

Do you?