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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To get to the other side.

Although the chicken could have achieved the same result doing LSD.

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Originally posted by Seitse
To get to the other side.

Although the chicken could have achieved the same result doing LSD.
"Poor little chicken got hit by a truck!
He aint no chicken no more!"
Bill Murry from "Stripes".

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What is yellow on the inside and red on the outisde?

A bleeding chicken after being hit by a truck!

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why did akizy cross the road?

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What is red, yellow, blue, pink, white, green, with lots of brown and red all over?

A clown raped by a group of hells angels.

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Why would the doctor be talking about his own children and telling himself to come into the house?

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate! 😏

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To get to the other side! 😏

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Originally posted by Freddie2008
Why would the doctor be talking about his own children and telling himself to come into the house?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
Was that his staple diet? 😞

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Originally posted by mikelom
Was that his staple diet? 😞
Unborn fetuses.