Why do yuo guys play chess?.

Originally posted by Bowmann
I play because I have a lot of money and a 7¼ inch penis.

...did you wash that ruler after you used it ?....

Originally posted by reader1107
I play because Bowmann has a lot of money and a 7¼ inch penis.

😉

Hang on!

What if I were poor? 😠

Originally posted by reinfeld
...did you wash that ruler after you used it ?....

No. My next-door neighbour's daughter wanted to borrow it for school.

Originally posted by Bowmann
😉

Hang on!

What if I were poor? 😠

Well, um... aw, heck. I might play anyway.


😏

Originally posted by Bowmann
No. My next-door neighbour's daughter wanted to borrow it for school.

lol, omg that's some sick stuff! lmao

Originally posted by Bowmann
I play because I have a lot of money and a 7¼ inch penis.

Where can I buy one of those rulers?

Originally posted by races97b
Where can I buy one of those rulers?

so many thoughts
so few of which are appropriate

Originally posted by Bowmann
I play with myself because I have a lot of money and a 7¼ inch penis.

so that's why you do it!

Originally posted by dfm65
so that's why you do it!

dirty old men need love too.