A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,
then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,
then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy,
"Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
"he eats everything in sight, the little bastard.
Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill,
pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink,
the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his @$$, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his @$$,
pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.
"No, what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his @$$,
pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to sh@t out that cue ball,
he measures everything first."
Originally posted by KneverKnightOh,I guess it has something to do with the Biannual art exibition in Venice.
While you're here, wtf is this?
http://www.ilovebacon.com/112905/f.shtml
A lot of artists do such big things,basically because they don't know how to surprise people anymore so instead of creating normal crap they create huge crap..........and they call that art!
Originally posted by Ravellolol
Oh,I guess it has something to do with the Biannual art exibition in Venice.
A lot of artists do such big things,basically because they don't know how to surprise people anymore so instead of creating normal crap they create huge crap..........and they call that art!
Looks like a KKK hat
Originally posted by KneverKnight(pushes Kneverknight)
Monkeys shouldn't do anything but stay the hell away from me.
One of these days, they will push me too far.
I despise monkeys.
Chameleons I can stand, but not stupid monkeys.
Always with the chuckling noises.
pfft
Was that too far?
(runs)