Why pooping is not a social function?

Originally posted by Seitse
Me bad.

So, can we go back to the topic at hand? Before the Boston Lard's army
thumbs me down into banning.

No problem there.

In fact pooping is a social function. If there is no topic for conversation comes up stories about toilets will work. Each person has to go there by foot, even the emperor 😉

Originally posted by Ponderable
In fact pooping is a social function. If there is no topic for conversation comes up stories about toilets will work.

A socially enabling narrative function, indeed.

Next step is to actually turn it into a social gathering
and a bonding exercise.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." ~Bob Hope

When I pass out and foul myself its embarrassing.
My supervisor has warned me they are starting alcohol testing for air traffic controllers.
Schmucks, I never had a crash yet.

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
When I pass out and foul myself its embarrassing.
My supervisor has warned me they are starting alcohol testing for air traffic controllers.
Schmucks, I never had a crash yet.

I have invented reusable 4 sided washable Bog Roll.

Originally posted by redbadger
I have invented reusable 4 sided washable Bog Roll.

Let me know when you go into production Badge.
Could be a big order coming you way.

Originally posted by redbadger
I have invented reusable 4 sided washable Bog Roll.

Hey, that sounds awesome!

Just like my underwear, which I flip 4 times before washing. Front, then
back, then front inverse, and finally back inverse.