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I'm in Jacksonville Florida, and I saw a guy with a candle stuck in his...

Can't spell. The magic is GONE!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm in Jacksonville Florida, and I saw a guy with a candle stuck in his...
....larynx. Naturally, he was struggling and flailing his arms about. But that wasn't the weird part. What really struck me as odd was the guy standing behind him with...

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...a bottle of cooking oil. His forehead was covered with a fine bead of sweat, and his clothes were....

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Originally posted by duecer
...a bottle of cooking oil. His forehead was covered with a fine bead of sweat, and his clothes were....
..dripping with gravy. A faint smell came wafting by and it smelled exactly like...

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Originally posted by mlprior
..dripping with gravy. A faint smell came wafting by and it smelled exactly like...
... HoH's sweaty baseball cap. I knew something was about to...

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
... HoH's sweaty baseball cap. I knew something was about to...
... get metaphysical, so I passed him my karma... 😲

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Originally posted by widget
... get metaphysical, so I passed him my karma... 😲
...and he said, "Damn it, if I want your crumby karma, I'll ask for it. Now get on the stick and dial 911..."

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...because there's a man with a candlestick stuck in his throat and another man smelling like rancid gravy!" After dutifully dialing 911, he was surprised to be greeted on the other end of the line by...

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
...because there's a man with a candlestick stuck in his throat and another man smelling like rancid gravy!" After dutifully dialing 911, he was surprised to be greeted on the other end of the line by...
his former wife who said

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
his former wife who said
...bring back my candle you git or I'll....

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
...bring back my candle you git or I'll....
have my current husband visit you and shove something less pleasant up your.....

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
have my current husband visit you and shove something less pleasant up your.....
nose