Wierd day

I'm in Jacksonville Florida, and I saw a guy with a candle stuck in his...

Can't spell. The magic is GONE!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm in Jacksonville Florida, and I saw a guy with a candle stuck in his...

...a bottle of cooking oil. His forehead was covered with a fine bead of sweat, and his clothes were....

Originally posted by duecer
...a bottle of cooking oil. His forehead was covered with a fine bead of sweat, and his clothes were....

Originally posted by mlprior
..dripping with gravy. A faint smell came wafting by and it smelled exactly like...

Originally posted by Ice Cold
... HoH's sweaty baseball cap. I knew something was about to...

Originally posted by widget
... get metaphysical, so I passed him my karma... 😲

...because there's a man with a candlestick stuck in his throat and another man smelling like rancid gravy!" After dutifully dialing 911, he was surprised to be greeted on the other end of the line by...

Originally posted by Fleabitten
...because there's a man with a candlestick stuck in his throat and another man smelling like rancid gravy!" After dutifully dialing 911, he was surprised to be greeted on the other end of the line by...

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
his former wife who said

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
...bring back my candle you git or I'll....

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
have my current husband visit you and shove something less pleasant up your.....