Sven Goran Ericsson is on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and has reached the million pound question. Chris Tarrant says Right Sven, this is for one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.... Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett ? Is it...
a) a badger
b) a ferret
c) a mole or
d) a cuckoo?
Sven ponders for a while and says No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50.
Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with.
Badger and Cuckoo are the two remaining answers.
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend.
So who are you going to call, Sven? says Chris.
Hmmm.. I think I'll call David Beckham. So Tarrant phones David Beckham. David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'. I've got Sven Goran Ericsson here, and with your help he could win one million pounds. The next voice you hear will be Sven's.....
Hello David says Sven. It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?
It's a badger, boss. says Becks without hesitation.
You're sure? says Sven.
Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely.
Right, Chris, says Sven, I'll go with David. The answer's a Badger. Final answer.
Sven, says Chris, That's the correct answer. You've won One Million Pounds!! Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. Well done David, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how did you know that a badger lives in a sett? Oh... I didn't, boss, replies Beckham, But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock
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A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can have a pint. The bartender rudely says "We don't serve string here". So, the peice of string went outside and disguised himself in with a hat and a fake moustache, and tries again. The bartender saw right through the disguise and said "You can't fool me, I know you're a piece of string."
The piece of string thought he could really fool the bartender with his next trick. He shuffles himself up, making himself all rough and loose, and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and says "I'd like a pint of your finest please." The bartender looks at him for a while before asking "Are you a piece of string?" to which, the string replied "I'm a frayed knot."
Originally posted by DreamlaX😀
A piece of string walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can have a pint. The bartender rudely says "We don't serve string here". So, the peice of string went outside and disguised himself in with a hat and a fake moustache, and tries again. The bartender saw right through the disguise and said "You can't fool me, I know you're a piece of strin ...[text shortened]... efore asking "Are you a piece of string?" to which, the string replied "I'm a frayed knot."