Wiping my commuter

cheshirecatstevens

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15 Nov 06 16:00

cheshirecatstevens

Russ's Pocket

Joined: 04 May 06
Moves: 53845

15 Nov 06 16:00

I ride my bicycle to school every day, but when I get home my wife refuses to towel my off. If she commuted every day I would help her out.

Great Big Stees

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15 Nov 06 16:03

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I ride my bicycle to school every day, but when I get home my wife refuses to towel my off. If she commuted every day I would help her out.

Dump her

Phlabibit

Mystic Meg

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15 Nov 06 16:04

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I ride my bicycle to school every day, but when I get home my wife refuses to towel my off. If she commuted every day I would help her out.

Rides Bike
In School
Has wife

Getting toweled off is the least of your problems.

P-

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

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15 Nov 06 16:05

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I ride my bicycle to school every day, but when I get home my wife refuses to towel my off. If she commuted every day I would help her out.

Try asking her with your clothes on, maybe that would help ???

cheshirecatstevens

Russ's Pocket

Joined: 04 May 06
Moves: 53845

15 Nov 06 16:10

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Try asking her with your clothes on, maybe that would help ???

I keep the plum smugglers on.

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

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Moves: 42584

15 Nov 06 16:15

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I keep the plum smugglers on.

I would suggest that standing there with youer junk in her face all smelly saying "towel me off", is giving off the wrong signals. . .or maybe keeping the jocks on is. . .i'm really bad at this (was never a problem for me)

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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15 Nov 06 21:21

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I ride my bicycle to school every day, but when I get home my wife refuses to towel my off. If she commuted every day I would help her out.

Well like your friend Jack who has a horse, he is your buddy and helps you off the horse, would you be a friend and help Jack off a horse?

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
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15 Nov 06 21:24

Originally posted by sonhouse
Well like your friend Jack who has a horse, he is your buddy and helps you off the horse, would you be a friend and help Jack off a horse?

Just going to prove that some names are just more unfortunate than others...

~~Arrakis~~

D_U_N_E

Arrakis

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16 Nov 06 04:44

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I ride my bicycle to school every day, but when I get home my wife refuses to towel my off. If she commuted every day I would help her out.

I don't blame her. Would you expect her to wipe your butt too?
Take personal responsibility for your hygiene and TAKE A SHOWER when you get home!