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Women produce stronger smelling flatus

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than men, according to;

http://www.embarrassingproblems.co.uk/wind.htm

Interesting that the common thought it is methane that smells is corrected, and it is infact sulphur.

Also, watch your dinner as people pass.

No mention of old age. I'm sure old aged people flatulate more than young people. Any ideas?

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How close have you had your head to a womans arse...LOL....dont answer that one

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Originally posted by doctor rhythm
How close have you had your head to a womans arse...LOL....dont answer that one
This is killing me not to answer! 😕

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Why do my farts smell so much worse when I do it in the bath?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why do my farts smell so much worse when I do it in the bath?
A fart smells worse in the bath because the fart molecules percolate through the water and form chemical bonds with the H20 molecules before reaching the air.

The new fart/water molecules reach the air/water line in the bath and release into the immediate atmosphere as a noxious water vapour + fart molecule. This molecule is heavier than the normal "non-water" filtrated fart and tend to linger in the immediate area longer than their lighter and more quickly dispersing air-based fart brethren.

Additionally, the water content in the bath-originated fart molecule tend to hit and connect to your nasal receptors with greater stubbornness than normal farts which also enhances the perception of stinkiness of the bath fart.

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Are any of you considering farticides to relive the suffering of your fellow human beings? Also red tea would help.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why do my farts smell so much worse when I do it in the bath?
Tub boy.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
A fart smells worse in the bath because the fart molecules percolate through the water and form chemical bonds with the H20 molecules before reaching the air.

The new fart/water molecules reach the air/water line in the bath and release into the immediate atmosphere as a noxious water vapour + fart molecule. This molecule is heavier than the normal "no ...[text shortened]... bbornness than normal farts which also enhances the perception of stinkiness of the bath fart.
Not to mention that he probably clenches while doing it (must be a big bath to fit two people) exacerbating the blast.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Tub boy.
Butt toy.

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anybody seen my

underpants??

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why do my farts smell so much worse when I do it in the bath?
you bathe? *shrugs*who knew?

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Originally posted by duecer
you bathe? *shrugs*who knew?
he's got the same bathtub water going since the 80s

water = money you know.

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Originally posted by doctor rhythm
How close have you had your head to a womans arse...LOL....dont answer that one
lets say the woman's arse was his mothers.

who was the man that he compared it with?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Butt toy.
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all this talk of baths.

6 months most be up by now, i have to be due.

*goes to run bath and crack open a can of guinness*

see you in an hour or so.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Why do my farts smell so much worse when I do it in the bath?
Dude, you take baths?

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