word from the wise...

does anybody know any good words of wisdom, for instance;

hate it when i judge people, except when i judge people i hate

i am just a figment of your medication

better to die on your feet than live on your knees

don't you think that having smoking sections in restaurants is a bit like having peeing sections in swimming pools?...

your only young once, but you can be immature FOREVER!

anyone?

Not really words of wisdom but important philisophical questions none the less

1.Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the driveway?

2.How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Laughter and dinner are better enjoyed at the expense of others.

No matter where I go, there I am.

Things are more like they are today than they have ever been.

If someone asks you "whats up?" reply
"The Roof", or in the case that your outside (and who would be when there RHP) "The Sky"😀

If I think I'm not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?🙄

Originally posted by genius
does anybody know any good words of wisdom?

treat people how you expect to be treated yourself

Andrew🙄

Originally posted by latex bishop
[b]treat people how you expect to be treated yourself

Nobody beats Oscar Wilde...

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

...except perhaps George Bernard Shaw...

"Those who can do, those who can't teach."

"England and America are two countries divided by a common language." (how true)

...oops, I forgot George Dubya...

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

murray walker (voice of F1) - its the ewxact same as it was at the start, only the total opposite.

Murray Walker:
The car in front is absolutely unique ... except for the one behind it which is identical. 🙂

"If you would be a real seeker after truth, you must at least once in your life doubt, as far as possible, all things."

Descartes, Discourse on the Method

"It is incumbent on every man who reverences the character of the Creator, and who wishes to lessen the catalogue of artificial miseries, and remove the cause that has sown persecutions thick among mankind, to expel all ideas of revealed religion, as a dangerous heresy and an impious fraud."

Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

Rene Descartes serenades y'all rectally.

Shamelessly nicked from tigerchess.com:

"The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way."
Dale Carnegie

"A man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything."
Edward Phelps

"It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity."
Syrus

Originally posted by royalchicken
Rene Descartes serenades y'all rectally.