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Originally posted by royalchickenIn 1st grade bit my friend Alex.
I co-founded an underground newspaper called ''Krankenwagen'' whose motto was ''It's like there's a party in my mouth.'' It included rude haikus, subversive literature, and pseudonymous anagrams. Talk to fearlessleader if y ...[text shortened]... every assembly but two in my entire high school career.
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In 2nd grade sassed my gym teacher ("Why don't you try and climb the rope?" )
In 3rd grade threw clay on the ceiling and made my art teacher cry.
In 4th grade threw spit balls at the teacher.
In 5th grade started a food fight at lunch.
In 6th grade (before I moved) made the math teacher "very depressed due to my rude behavior" according to the office.
I never actually got in trouble for these (although my class and I had to clean the cafeteria and my classes and we got a lecture from Mr. Pain every time we did something like that (I wasn't the only one)).