"Once she finds out she's pregnant, you'll be back home. You don't need a condom dude, it's Haiti. "
"Your first day in the joint, walk up to the biggest baddest looking dude in there and punch him square in the face."
"Don't worry aspviper, they never check the spare tire."
"You don't have to pay back that loan, it's the Russian mob. It's not like it's the real mob."
"Yeah, people ride moose all the time. Hop on, they love it!"
"Taxes are for suckers."
Originally posted by Moldy Crow"No, Moldy Crow, don't kill yourself!!!!!"
"Once she finds out she's pregnant, you'll be back home. You don't need a condom dude, it's Haiti. "
"Your first day in the joint, walk up to the biggest baddest looking dude in there and punch him square in the face."
"Don't worry aspviper, they never check the spare tire."
"You don't have to pay back that loan, it's the Russian mob. It's not li ride moose all the time. Hop on, they love it!"
"Taxes are for suckers."
Originally posted by Moldy CrowRain's wet, eggs don't bounce, ducks can't fly with clipped wings, and ye can't buy a general in a general store.
"Once she finds out she's pregnant, you'll be back home. You don't need a condom dude, it's Haiti. "
"Your first day in the joint, walk up to the biggest baddest looking dude in there and punch him square in the face."
"Don't worry aspviper, they never check the spare tire."
"You don't have to pay back that loan, it's the Russian mob. It's not li ride moose all the time. Hop on, they love it!"
"Taxes are for suckers."
Worst advice I've ever given was to my father... I referred him to a lawyer when the ol' lady went nuts and kicked him out of the house, filing for divorce.
She ended up getting both their houses, all the furniture, all their savings, and the new car. He got his old beat-up truck, his clothes and most of his tools from the garage. But he also had to pay the balance on the 2nd house mortgage of $15,000. :'( I felt really bad that he got so screwed over. Only in America...
Originally posted by arrakisWow. Thats a raw deal there. Thats the kind of deal that results in people going off the deep end and ending up on TV for bad reasons.
Worst advice I've ever given was to my father... I referred him to a lawyer when the ol' lady went nuts and kicked him out of the house, filing for divorce.
She ended up getting both their houses, all the furniture, all their savings, and the new car. He got his old beat-up truck, his clothes and most of his tools from the garage. But he also had to pay t ...[text shortened]... e mortgage of $15,000. :'( I felt really bad that he got so screwed over. Only in America...