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Originally posted by Ravello
This is stupid and I can see how you're just being a jerk.

No one can say that One and Fade to black (to pick up just a couple) are not very good songs.

Well.

Let's see. What would OBJECTIVELY constitute as a good song?
Rhythm, melody and lyrics maybe?

"one" is one of the few songs by Metallica you can, at one point, actually hum to. Not the whole song. Try whisteling "one." pffffft....
Most of Metallica's songs don't have a melody. "One" has a wee bit of a melody. I presume it's also their anthem, their greatest hit, if you will...

Rhythm. Yes. I can see everyone up and dancing to "One." Sure.....
Why do people headbang at Metallica concerts? It's because of the monotonous beat which is too fast to enjoy.

Lyrics?

Back in the womb it’s much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can’t look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I’ll live


and:

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell


Yes. The less said about Metallica's lyrics, the better really.
They're either over simplified, nausiatingly direct or they're so unpoetic that they bring 70's disco bands to the verge of tears.

See. They're not that good. They're Metallicrap for sure!

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Originally posted by wucky3
good charlotte

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kajagoogoo
good charlotte

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Back Street Boys

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Originally posted by Chakan
good charlotte

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Back Street Boys
Back Street Boys

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The Bros

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Well.

Let's see. What would OBJECTIVELY constitute as a good song?
Rhythm, melody and lyrics maybe?

"one" is one of the few songs by Metallica you can, at one point, actually hum to. Not the whole song. Try whisteling "one." pffffft....
Most of Metallica's songs don't have a melody. "One" has a wee bit of a melody. I presume it's also t ...[text shortened]... sco bands to the verge of tears.

See. They're not that good. They're Metallicrap for sure!
If you want songs for dancing I'm sure you will enjoy "Crazy frog" or something crappy as that.

Regarding One's lyrics they are inspired by a book named "Jonny got his gun",and if you haven't read the book or heard about the story you can't understand much of them.

And let me say that you don't understand a fu** about music.

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Originally posted by Ravello
If you want songs for dancing I'm sure you will enjoy "Crazy frog" or something crappy as that.

Regarding One's lyrics they are inspired by a book named "Jonny got his gun",and if you haven't read the book or heard about the story you can't understand much of them.

And let me say that you don't understand a fu** about music.

Hahaha

You know?
One day you will wake up, and you will realise that Boney M was a far better band than Metallica ever will be.

And then you will be back here, on your knees, begging forgiveness for the errors of your way.
Don't worry. I will receive you with open arms my misguided friend.

πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Hahaha

You know?
One day you will wake up, and you will realise that Boney M was a far better band than Metallica ever will be.

And then you will be back here, on your knees, begging forgiveness for the errors of your way.
Don't worry. I will receive you with open arms my misguided friend.

πŸ™‚

I could say the say about pink floyd mark.. just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's crap


Bros

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T'Pau

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Originally posted by wucky3
I could say the say about pink floyd mark.. just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's crap


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T'Pau

Oh, you mistake what I say...

I don't say Metallica are crap because I don't like them. I'm basically just stating two coincidental facts.

Metallica being crap and me not liking them is a happy symbiotic existence...

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Originally posted by wucky3
I could say the say about pink floyd mark.. just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's crap


Bros

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T'Pau

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the wurzels

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Originally posted by Paulie
bros


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the wurzels
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Usher

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Originally posted by Palynka
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Usher
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Steps

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Originally posted by martin williams
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Steps
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sonia

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh, you mistake what I say...

I don't say Metallica are crap because I don't like them. I'm basically just stating two coincidental facts.

Metallica being crap and me not liking them is a happy symbiotic existence...
don't you like megadeth though?...

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Originally posted by genius
don't you like megadeth though?...
Nope.
I haven't really ever heard them though.
So I suppose I'd prefer them over Metallica.

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Originally posted by wucky3
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sonia

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Samantha Fox

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Originally posted by Palynka
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Samantha Fox
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