Worst gifts you have given or received.....

OKay, what is the worst thing you have given or received as a pressie?

My brother wrapped up some of my books and gave them to me as a gift!

One Christmas, my uncle gave me all of the stuff he got for free, from turning in his Marlboro Miles.

I think one of them was a hat with a cig on it. Keep in mind, I was only 8 years old when I opened these "presents".

Wanker.

I once gave the worst gift in the world, or so everyone made me feel.
:'(

The game was Tacky Christmas, the place was at work. I had to think of a bad gift to give, and wrap it up nicely to ensnare some unsuspecting sap, as per the rules. So what did I come up with? 3 sugar packets, 2 vinegar packets, and a moist towlette. Handy, nutritious, sanitary, these were all words moving through my mind at the time. I wrapped them in green paper with gold leaf, tied a bow, and set my trap.

Eventually this summer student got to pick a present, and made a beeline to mine. However, instead of uprorious guffaws upon opening it, 15 middle-aged harpys started booing. "What a terrible gift!!! Who could give such a gift?!?" Needless to say, I slunk low in my chair and rode it out. Nobody knew it was me, but I still felt like a heel.
😳

Ok I'll confess, I got my mother some Ostrich flavoured french sausages for mothers day😳

i got a coat hanger for christmas when i was about 11 of my aunty the old witch...a bloody coathanger!!!!

Gee, reading some of these make my Valentines gift of a battery charger not so bad after all.

A hot water bottle shaped like a mans manhood. Given to me by my girlfriend.

My sister is all the time coming up with useless stuff. This year at Christmas she gave me last years calandar, that had a message every month about wolves. She grinned at me and said, "I thought you might enjoy learning about them."

<sigh>

The year before she gave me a 5th of Arrow vodka. It took me 6 months to get rid of the stuff (mostly giving shots to my unsuspecting friends 🙂 ) cause it tasted so bad! 🙁

My hubby was once given a pair of his dead uncle's socks by his aunt.

My aunt Melba once gave me for my birthday a grape jelly pie. It was pretty dern good tew. It meant plenty to me because I knew she had been saving up all them jelly packs from diners along her truck rout.


RTh

a flesh tone butt plug

IAMTMOMPATF

Not me (promise), but I had a friend whose Gran knitted him a Sweater with his name stitched in big letters on the front.
He was forced to wear it by his Mum every time they went to visit her!

Originally posted by DreamlaX
Gee, reading some of these make my Valentines gift of a battery charger not so bad after all.

I have a friend whose husband always gives her odd gifts. One Christmas it was 20 towels. One Year it was three sewing boxes,and one year it was an unpainted wood paper towel rack.