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Originally posted by Nyxie
Tie me kangaroo down sport : rolf harris
My spoof on that was banned from this site...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
My spoof on that was banned from this site...
When he was dying he asks "Let me Abbos go loose Bruce". I'm sure Rolf wondered about that line... he would never have endorse native Aussie slavery.

I grew up on Rolf and Charlie Drake. Charlie was a real comedian
Loved his songs "My Boomarang Won't Come Back" and "Splish Splash"

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Originally posted by Tirau Dan
When he was dying he asks "Let me Abbos go loose Bruce". I'm sure Rolf wondered about that line... he would never have endorse native Aussie slavery.
Rolf was okay, but otherwise, there are so many "great" contenders. I'll echo the one on the Meatloaf song. Truly rubbish, but then I thought Meatload in general sucked. Maybe we need to do a poll?
But all time worst must be anything from BoneyM (remember them?) particularly Rasputin: "Rah rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen" - when there's no evidence of him shagging her, but then never let the facts get in the way of a line that rhymes.
A close second for me is that horrible drunken dirge that remains popular today, "Red, red wine" from what was otherwise an excellent band with songs like Tyler (forget their name right now - UB40?).

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i rekon that song jeepers creeper has to be in there for sure

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Dear old Dad's a capella rendition of "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly" went on forever, it seemed, on those family vacation trips by car.

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Originally posted by skywalker red
you wanna talk about bad songs,, how about "meatloaf" singing "I would do anything for love"........and the video is just as bad..... the really bad thing about this song is that it makes no f-ckin sense...

he says "I would do anything for love but I wont do THAT",, but he never says what "that" is.....its really quite vexing...
He does actually. At the end, his Mrs is spouting on about some stuff and says: "Sooner or later you'll be screwing around", and Meat says, "I won't do that". That is what he is alluding to.

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Maybe the worst song ever written never got recorded, praise be ...

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Originally posted by buffalobill
Rolf was okay, but otherwise, there are so many "great" contenders. I'll echo the one on the Meatloaf song. Truly rubbish, but then I thought Meatload in general sucked. Maybe we need to do a poll?
But all time worst must be anything from BoneyM (remember them?) particularly Rasputin: "Rah rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen" - when there's n ...[text shortened]... hat was otherwise an excellent band with songs like Tyler (forget their name right now - UB40?).
Yes ub40. I believe it is the application for unemployment benefits.

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United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch

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Originally posted by outbackjill
i rekon that song jeepers creeper has to be in there for sure
True. And "how much is that doggy in the window? Ruff, ruff." Funny how so many generations haven't changed their taste for pap. Now there's a worthy and honourable task for the DNA scientists. Identify and eliminate the bad taste gene!

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"No Legs" by Adam Green.... now, none of his songs make the slightest bit of sense, but this is really the hight of crap. It's kinda like those gruesome scenes on tv-you can't bring yourself toturn them off, even though you know it might cause damage to your brain...

So, in case you are unable to find it (I'll be happy to send it to you), here's the link to the lyrics for you (couldn't post them as it was auto-modded):

http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/A/Adam%20Green/Adam%20Green%20-%20No%20Legs%20lyrics.htm
and now imagine these quite offensive lyrics to a smarmy western tune... there you have Adam Green!

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FOG ON THE TYNE by GAZZA. Aaaaaarrggghhhh.

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