Originally posted by sjegI was shaging this guy for a while and we were going strong you know the things you do, ring every night we didn't get to spend together (which wasn't very often) and then he just disappeared completely was getting worried when i got a phone call from a friend " you know that guy you introdued me to 8 months ago we'll i seen him out about a month ago and now we are engaged" needless to say he done the same thing to her but i don't have a tattoo of his name on my arm 😀😉😛
I think I cracked it last Sunday.
Been going out with a girl since October last. Do you know how she let me know we were breaking up? Two words.
[b]Text message.
I suppose she thought it would avoid an emotional chat, which is a drag, I must admit, and I have no complaints, as it was for the best, as we both knew to be the case... but still! Damn ...[text shortened]...
...hhhooo...boo.:'(:'(:'(
....all on my own....
boo... hoo... hooooo:'(:'(:'([/b]
Originally posted by marinakatombThat's very true! The reason I couldn't stay married was because the wife put a guilt trip on me everytime I went to a weekend chess tournament. :'(
I feel i must help you by pointing out the positives. You'll never have to explain yourself for playing games again! You are free to play as many games a you want and never need think of trivial things like washing or shaving or cleaning the bath. When your mates ring you up you'll be able to go to the pub and not worry how drunk you get or what time ...[text shortened]... free to blow it on any un-necissary gadgets that take your fancy, be happy, your a free man 😀
DANG! I shoulda married a chessplayer, but there aren't many female chessplayers in America (ratio to men). 🙁
Originally posted by arrakiscome to oz there are plenty of us over here
That's very true! The reason I couldn't stay married was because the wife put a guilt trip on me everytime I went to a weekend chess tournament. :'(
DANG! I shoulda married a chessplayer, but there aren't many female chessplayers in America (ratio to men). 🙁
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatewell we are all sex maniacs what can i say we have fun doing the finer things in life
Why is Chess so popular in New Zealand and Australia do you think? Surely all the sheep shagging keeps y'all occupied most of the time?... Damn it! I try to be nice and look what comes out.
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Originally posted by KneverKnightYou may be right, I've let my subscription to the Sheep Quarterly lapse and I may not be up on my sheep shagging current events. We'll have to ask Bowmann to confirm, I hear he's got velcro gloves and likes to help sheep over the fence so to speak.
I wasn't aware that the Sheilas were shaggin sheep?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateDoubtless this is an example of your 'mindless drivel' (re: your profile).
You may be right, I've let my subscription to the Sheep Quarterly lapse and I may not be up on my sheep shagging current events. We'll have to ask Bowmann to confirm, I hear he's got velcro gloves and likes to help sheep over the fence so to speak.
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Originally posted by KneverKnightyer for some like lee kernigan or jeff foxworthy it would be a laugh though mabe you should try it your self you seem like you already have the inspiration
Sheep-shaggin' Shiela, gator's got yer Granny *chomp chomp*
There's a tune in there some where ...
Originally posted by BowmannYes, your keen instincts for producing and identifying drivel have served you well yet again. For example, your "Women are merely receptacles" comment in the "is feminism dead" thread was truly a master work of extraordinary drivel in action. Nice job.
Doubtless this is an example of your 'mindless drivel' (re: your profile).