Would you rather...

Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.

@hand-of-hecate said
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.

I'll have to give this some thought...

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'll have to give this some thought...

I’ll back up the wood chipper.

@patzering said
Better luck next time.
I'm keeping my junk.
I use it way too much to even think about cutting it off to save some people who ain't paying my rent.
Now if there was a dollar amount to discuss 🤔...I'm open to some offers.

I can’t get rid of the image of you “using your junk” to open pickle jars, dust the furniture, and otherwise take care of household chores. Very versatile.

So are we talking $10M to cure cancer with your Dick?

@hand-of-hecate said
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.

"feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month." ...obviously

@hand-of-hecate said
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.

The same puppy every time or a different one?

@moonbus said
The same puppy every time or a different one?

Different puppies. Adopted from a local shelter. Cute as a dickens.

Some of you are as sick as hoh!!

-VR

@hand-of-hecate said
I can’t get rid of the image of you “using your junk” to open pickle jars, dust the furniture, and otherwise take care of household chores. Very versatile.

So are we talking $10M to cure cancer with your Dick?

10 million?

They can have my junk and an arm for 10 million.

@patzering said
10 million?

They can have my junk and an arm for 10 million.

How are you going to open pickle jars then?!

@hand-of-hecate said
How are you going to open pickle jars then?!

I didn't think that far ahead 🤔

Damn it!

God hates me.

@patzering said
I didn't think that far ahead 🤔

Damn it!

God hates me.

The solution is simple you hold the pickle jar sitting down between your thighs gripping it then use the arm you have left to open the jar!! 😉

-VR

@hand-of-hecate said
Would you rather live next door to Very Rusty or feed a puppy into a wood chipper every month.

VR lives in an upscale part of town
it would be a move up for me to live next door to him
plus I could keep an eye on him

@patzering said
I didn't think that far ahead 🤔

Damn it!

God hates me.

Just get one of your many servants to open it.

@chaney3 said
Just get one of your many servants to open it.

With 10 million I could have an army of Southeast asian girls to do my bidding!

Genius.