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Xanthos is in my dreams.

Xanthos is in my dreams.

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Last night, I dreamt I was at a Horse Track with friends having a good time, gambling and drinking. I approach the cashier to place a bet on a race. A horse in the next particular race's name was Xanthos. He was no ordinary horse. He was undefeated thus far with people around me murmuring about how he's the greatest horse at the track and was impossible to beat. So I place a $300 bet on him to win. The cashier looks at me and says "easy money".

The race begins but this is no ordinary race; it's an obstacle course with long concrete tubes for the horse to go through and bars for the horse to jump on a course which looks more like a motocross track. Xanthos starts off strong but faulters while going through one of the tubes and eventually loses the race, costing me $300.

At this point, I'm irate. I find my way to the stables to apparently yell at the horse. Once I'm down there, Xanthos' owners and trainers are all around him fretting and worrying. Little Xanthos has broke his leg and won't be of service to anyone anymore. They are about to shoot him when I speak up and tell the trainers that "this stupid nag cost me $300. Let me shoot him." They oblige me and hand me a shotgun which I immediately put directly between the horse's eyes.

BLAM!

Horse brains spray everyone around as I take Xanthos' head nearly clean off.

Sweetest dream ever!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Last night, I dreamt I was at a Horse Track with friends having a good time, gambling and drinking. I approach the cashier to place a bet on a race. A horse in the next particular race's name was Xanthos. He was no ordinary horse. He was undefeated thus far with people around me murmuring about how he's the greatest horse at the track and was impossible ...[text shortened]... rains spray everyone around as I take Xanthos' head nearly clean off.

Sweetest dream ever!
Horrible... why didn't you use a knife? Those bullets could be used in a better way...horrible.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Last night, I dreamt I was at a Horse Track with friends having a good time, gambling and drinking. I approach the cashier to place a bet on a race. A horse in the next particular race's name was Xanthos. He was no ordinary horse. He was undefeated thus far with people around me murmuring about how he's the greatest horse at the track and was impossible ...[text shortened]... rains spray everyone around as I take Xanthos' head nearly clean off.

Sweetest dream ever!
Freud would say that the tubes represent an entrance to your person, and your dream is that you would like Xanthos to enter this tube, and you are prepared to pay for this, although $300 would be a little steep in your own mind. The shooting of Xanthos afterwards reflects a latent desire to keep this to a one off, and this is the only way of making sure this remains the case.

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Dr. rhb

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Originally posted by rhb
Freud would say that the tubes represent an entrance to your person, and your dream is that you would like Xanthos to enter this tube, and you are prepared to pay for this, although $300 would be a little steep in your own mind. The shooting of Xanthos afterwards reflects a latent desire to keep this to a one off, and this is the only way of making sure this remains the case.

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Dr. rhb
So if I dream about paying $300 to sleep with Xanthos, does that mean I actually want to shoot a horse?

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Originally posted by dottewell
So if I dream about paying $300 to sleep with Xanthos, does that mean I actually want to shoot a horse?
No it means you want to shoot xanthos and sleep with the horse

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Originally posted by darvlay
Sweetest dream ever!
To me sounds like a nightmare.......

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Originally posted by darvlay
Last night, I dreamt I was at a Horse Track with friends having a good time, gambling and drinking. I approach the cashier to place a bet on a race. A horse in the next particular race's name was Xanthos. He was no ordinary horse. He was undefeated thus far with people around me murmuring about how he's the greatest horse at the track and was impossible ...[text shortened]... rains spray everyone around as I take Xanthos' head nearly clean off.

Sweetest dream ever!
Did you have horse steak afterwards?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Did you have horse steak afterwards?
maybe he was feeling a little horse.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
maybe he was feeling a little horse.
Yes, bestiality is the way to go.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Last night, I dreamt I was at a Horse Track with friends having a good time, gambling and drinking. I approach the cashier to place a bet on a race. A horse in the next particular race's name was Xanthos. He was no ordinary horse. He was undefeated thus far with people around me murmuring about how he's the greatest horse at the track and was impossible ...[text shortened]... rains spray everyone around as I take Xanthos' head nearly clean off.

Sweetest dream ever!
I'd like skeeter in my dreams instead of Xanthos, and mine would be a dream instead of some sick nightmare.

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Originally posted by TRACKHEAD21
I'd like skeeter in my dreams instead of Xanthos, and mine would be a dream instead of some sick nightmare.
Now that's just a bit scary.

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Originally posted by rhb
Now that's just a bit scary.
For Skeeter, that is.

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Originally posted by Mephisto2
For Skeeter, that is.
lol. I'm sorry didn't mean for it to be scary. Just thought if I was gonna have a dream about someone on the site it would have to be a female and a good player, and skeeter is both.

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Originally posted by TRACKHEAD21
lol. I'm sorry didn't mean for it to be scary. Just thought if I was gonna have a dream about someone on the site it would have to be a female and a good player, and skeeter is both.
Good player, yes. Female, that's up for debate.

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